You start laughing at stuffs like the following interview I make when I was doing more reporting is a good sign you are cooked......
See I can become like a reporter and go around making interviews with industry types for Mr. Shrink and the Mr.Jensen. Mr. Jensen are you reading this site? What you guys think? Tell me after you read it please. Thank you.
(Borat finally is shown sitting next to Lord Solday in front of a window in expensive looking room)
Borat - Hello Lord Solday.
Lord S - Good morning.
Borat - It is very nice to meet you.
Lord S - It is very nice to meet yourself.
Borat - You are a real Lord?
Lord S - That's right.
(Borat proceeds to bow his head low almost to the Lord's lap to show respect)
Borat - It is a very honour for me to meet you.
Lord S - Thank you.
Borat - And what different type of Lord is there?
Lord S - Well there is two kinds. Hereditary and there is a Life Peer.
Borat - Somebody yesterday called me... they say I am a gay lord. It is true?
Lord S - I errr.... That has nothing to do with homosexuality I suppose?
Borat - We're in my hotel. There is a man, I have a drink with him. And he says, "Thank you. You are a real gay lord". And I say, "Thank you very much".
(Borat changes subject)
Borat - We like very much the Queen. Do you know her?
Lord S - I have been presented to her once.
Borat - The Queen, she is a beautiful woman.
Lord S - Oh indeed yes.
Borat - She is very very very beautiful. Very sexy. No?
Lord S - Well I wouldn't like to use that popular adjective about her.
Borat - But we say... Very... You would like to be with her?
Lord S - That's right.
Borat - I have a picture of her in my room.
Borat - In my country we love England Great Britain. We love Queen Victoria, Winston Churchill, Kenny Dalglish, Spice Girl. But we do not like Europe. Why you want to join with Europe?
Lord S - I would have thought that it was the wrong power base to join to. Yes.
Borat - Some of the country has a very strange culture.
Lord S - Yes. Some countries do I suppose. I don't know.
Borat - In France they eat the cheese (Borat looks at the Lord in disbelief).
Lord S - They...
Borat - They eat the cheese. From milk! All the time they eat the cheese.
Lord S - Oh yes, they eat the cheeses Camembert and all of that. (The picture switches to Borat laughing).
(Borat changes subject)
Borat - What is a single mother?
Lord S - A single mother is someone who has a child and the husband isn't there.
Borat - Why do they allow this to happen?
Lord S - (mutters) I see. Well how are you suggesting they should stop it?
Borat - In Kazakhstan, under Communism, because suddenly they were many many mother with bastard. They instruct, in Communism, they instruct men to make love... only to the bottom. You think they should do this here?
Lord S - Love to what?
Borat - If she a virgin you make love to the bottom. Errr... To the bottom (Borat bends slightly to indicate what the word "bottom" means).
Lord S - Oh I see.
Borat - You think they should do this here?
Lord S - I don't know - it sounds a bit unnatural doesn't it?
(The interview draws to a close)
Borat - Do you like me?
Lord S - Yes. You can see from the outside you are probably no better than I.
Borat - I like you too. It is a very nice to meet you Lord.
Lord S - Thank you very much.
(Borat again bows his head in respect)
Borat enjoys a smoke
See I can become like a reporter and go around making interviews with industry types for Mr. Shrink and the Mr.Jensen. Mr. Jensen are you reading this site? What you guys think? Tell me after you read it please. Thank you.
(Borat finally is shown sitting next to Lord Solday in front of a window in expensive looking room)
Borat - Hello Lord Solday.
Lord S - Good morning.
Borat - It is very nice to meet you.
Lord S - It is very nice to meet yourself.
Borat - You are a real Lord?
Lord S - That's right.
(Borat proceeds to bow his head low almost to the Lord's lap to show respect)
Borat - It is a very honour for me to meet you.
Lord S - Thank you.
Borat - And what different type of Lord is there?
Lord S - Well there is two kinds. Hereditary and there is a Life Peer.
Borat - Somebody yesterday called me... they say I am a gay lord. It is true?
Lord S - I errr.... That has nothing to do with homosexuality I suppose?
Borat - We're in my hotel. There is a man, I have a drink with him. And he says, "Thank you. You are a real gay lord". And I say, "Thank you very much".
(Borat changes subject)
Borat - We like very much the Queen. Do you know her?
Lord S - I have been presented to her once.
Borat - The Queen, she is a beautiful woman.
Lord S - Oh indeed yes.
Borat - She is very very very beautiful. Very sexy. No?
Lord S - Well I wouldn't like to use that popular adjective about her.
Borat - But we say... Very... You would like to be with her?
Lord S - That's right.
Borat - I have a picture of her in my room.
Borat - In my country we love England Great Britain. We love Queen Victoria, Winston Churchill, Kenny Dalglish, Spice Girl. But we do not like Europe. Why you want to join with Europe?
Lord S - I would have thought that it was the wrong power base to join to. Yes.
Borat - Some of the country has a very strange culture.
Lord S - Yes. Some countries do I suppose. I don't know.
Borat - In France they eat the cheese (Borat looks at the Lord in disbelief).
Lord S - They...
Borat - They eat the cheese. From milk! All the time they eat the cheese.
Lord S - Oh yes, they eat the cheeses Camembert and all of that. (The picture switches to Borat laughing).
(Borat changes subject)
Borat - What is a single mother?
Lord S - A single mother is someone who has a child and the husband isn't there.
Borat - Why do they allow this to happen?
Lord S - (mutters) I see. Well how are you suggesting they should stop it?
Borat - In Kazakhstan, under Communism, because suddenly they were many many mother with bastard. They instruct, in Communism, they instruct men to make love... only to the bottom. You think they should do this here?
Lord S - Love to what?
Borat - If she a virgin you make love to the bottom. Errr... To the bottom (Borat bends slightly to indicate what the word "bottom" means).
Lord S - Oh I see.
Borat - You think they should do this here?
Lord S - I don't know - it sounds a bit unnatural doesn't it?
(The interview draws to a close)
Borat - Do you like me?
Lord S - Yes. You can see from the outside you are probably no better than I.
Borat - I like you too. It is a very nice to meet you Lord.
Lord S - Thank you very much.
(Borat again bows his head in respect)
Borat enjoys a smoke
Please you guys play this game when you are smoking. Ok.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/60822
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/60822
