Should I Start Taking Steroids

[jjgold]

Slim these are guys i hang with at the local bar/bookie joints. Of course I know how old they are, who their kids are, ect. Yes there old guys, some guy last night was giving me lip and he was 81, I almost clubbed him. The young guys usually do not fuk with me it is the older ones, so big deal a lot of my losses were to guys under 30.

Good Luck

 

[1cheater]

JJ, I personally feel steroids would be perfect for your relationship with Railbitch..


You take your steroids and have Railbitch take hormone reversal drugs...

Seems as though Rail is the Bitch in your relationship, so this would work perfectly!

Let me know if there is anything I can do to help with any surgical procedures that Railbitch may need?

 

[DickyW]

JJ
At 5-5 and 240-270 lb are you sure you can step away from the hotel buffet long enough to get your ass whoopin?

 

[1cheater]

Dicky, I hear they set up a huge trough to accomadate his needs

 

[jjgold]

Dicky why do you keep taking shots I my appearance. I have some issues i am dealing with and the buffet table is one of them, so what if I love to eat, when i connect in a fight it is over, the guy is down. I told you I am compact and do not look my weight. If you want I will challenge you to a fight in Vegas too. I am already scheduled to take on maxy in the Stardust parking lot.

Good Luck

 

[DickyW]

JJ
It would be quick and painless for you. I would just pull a snickers bar out of my pocket and as soon as your eyes became fixed on the chocolate it would be lights out. I would much rather fight Railbird I would enjoy that much more.

 

[max1234]

JJ,

About our appt., I've got dinner reservations at 5:00 so can we make it for 4:55? That way I've got time to clean up and drive the three miles to the restaraunt. If this works for you let me know, thanks!

 

[DickyW]

JJ is to full from the Excalibur buffet to fight?
Yes -115
No -115

 

[max1234]

Odds on any food being left on the Excaliber buffet table after JJ hits it:

No -330
Yes +300

 

[DickyW]

Odds on railbird making JJ fight in hopes he get his teeth knocked out?
Yes -400
No +300

 

[jjgold]

I am not a sucker for the snickers bar, but put some good and plenty in front of me and i can keep eating them, I love them. I had 7 boxes last night while posting.

Maxy our battle will be long if I cannot connect early.

odds Angelle comes begging for more if I slept with her (-450)

 

[max1234]

JJ,

Hmmmmm, long huh, ok let's make it 4:54 instead of 4:55.

 

[max1234]

JJ,

Odds on you getting into Angelle's panties:

Yes: - what f*cking ever
No: a lock cinch.

These odds are for you getting into them with her wearing them, not stealing them off of her backyard clothesline.

 

[DickyW]

"odds Angelle comes begging for more if I slept with her (-450)"

LMAO Reminds me of Fat Bastard in Austin Powers

I can see JJ walking around with a mouth full of good and plenty telling Angelle "I'm so sexy"

 

[Angelle]

hahahaha-

WTF???
me beg for sex?
from you?

LMAO-

 

[Angelle]

 

[jjgold]

Angelle I would sleep with you if you gave me $200!! Maybe we can hook up in Vegas.

Thanks

ps: Not nice to make fun of someone's weight that has eating problems, I am working on it. It is kind of embarassing to me. I just took a shower and what gave me a wake up call to lose some weight is I cannot even see my prick when erect because of my stomach. This is not funny either. I got to do some more excercise. I was mislead, I always hear people say you can eat as much as you want as long as you workout, well it did not work with me.

Good Luck

 

[Angelle]

I was just kidding..

SMILE!

 

[FunkSoulBrother]

I had the weirdest dream last night of my grandpa (who died in 1994) fighting Mike Tyson.

I think this thread caused it.

(I woke up before Tyson could lose)

 

[jjgold]

good one FunkSoulBrother

Angelle I am temporarily mad at you