Hondo
Hondo: No ’Dell, no ‘W’
Hondo took a 3-0 spread record into the final wild-card game Sunday, but dropped the ball with Odell Beckham Jr. and the Giants, who failed to beat the number at Lambeau. Along with his 2-2 mark in the over/unders, Mr. Aitch finished at a solid 5-3 overall, which is respectable but obviously well below Perennially Perfect Paul Schwartz’s lofty standards.
On to the divisionals, where he hopes to add even more success:
Seahawks-Falcons: It’s no easy decision whether to bet against the Seahawks for their ineptitude on the road in the playoffs or against Matt Ryan for his overall postseason failures. The lean is to back Seattle, even though the Falcons are rested and totally healthy. And they proved they can play with the big bad Seahags in Week 6 when they lost narrowly at Century Link, partly because a striped-shirted man missed a P.I. (pass interference) call late in the fourth.
Hondo expects Russell Wilson to make enough plays and the Legion of Boom to make enough noise to keep it close, but it will be the Dirty Birds keeping the dream alive.
Falcons, 28-27
Texans-Patriots: Who is better, Tom Brady or Jacoby Brissett? That’s the question that will be answered once and for all Saturday night in Foxborough when the Patriots and Texans have their big rematch. While Brissett helped engineer a 27-0 crushing of Houston in Week 3, Hondo has a hunch Brady will beat that margin of victory, but not by enough to cover the over.
Unless Tom Terrific and Bill Belichick take a trip to Nantucket and miss the game because they fell asleep while snuggling on the ferry, it should be easy like Sunday morning on Saturday night.
Patriots, 34-6
Steelers-Chiefs: The casual investor’s inclination is to buy into the Steeler hype, which is percolating on high after Sunday’s romp. The Killer Bs — Ben, Bell and Brown — were brilliant and the Steel Curtain was crushing, but sadly, for all you frenzied Terrible Towel wavers, that came at home against a back-up quarterback and a pedestrian defense that couldn’t walk the walk.
Now Pittsburgh goes to Arrowhead Stadium, where Alex Smith isn’t going to turn the ball over three times, and the freezing rain will prevent the Bs from bringing their “A” game. Plus, Big Red, aka Andy Reid, usually doesn’t start screwing up until later in the playoffs
Mike Tomlin won’t have much to cheer about Sunday when his Steelers prove to be the type to go against the hype.
Chiefs, 23-20
Packers-Cowboys: Mr. Rodgers will be out of his neighborhood, but in his element, while Cowboy super rook Dak Prescott merely will be out of his regular-season comfort zone. In fact, Hondo can envision Prescott struggling so much that Jason Garrett has to call on Tony Romo and his dreadful 2-4 playoff record, which is no way to make America’s Team great again.
Green Bay’s Big Cheese won’t melt under this spotlight.
Packers, 37-27