Second Shot: Guru's Golden Picks Week 4

[THE TEXAS TOASTA]

Suck my balls AFL GURU

AFL GURU, over the past 4 weeks you have shown impressive intelligence over the Arena Football League. However, the toasta begs the differ. The Orlando Predators have no chance this year at a title. It is clear that the Rush is working up a cinderella story, and that the Predators won't even make the post season. Orlando doesn't have a top ten quarterback, nor receiver this year, and Chicago has the number 1 receiver, Henry Douglas and the number 6 quarterback, my boy "the franchise" Raymond Philyaw. But just wait, it gets better considering Chicago has the number 2 kicker in the league, Keith Gispert, and two top ten touchdown total, Etu Molden and Henry Douglas. Clearly, Orlando has a pitiful players, pitiful coaches, and a flat out pitiful fans. If I were you, AFL GURU, I would immediately switch to a Chicago fan, because the Arena Bowls is coming to the Rush, not the Predators. P.S. Barry Wagner is old and washed up...he sucks. O yea, the Rush is gonna toast the predators next week.

 

[AFLGuru]

All odds have it that this is an under 2nd half...But with the way this week has gone, no surprise if the game breaks the season record for points... With the way the game has gone, you might see 140 scored after all in this one. Lots of onsiders might come in the 2nd half.

 

[AFLGuru]

Very funny tosta...

Chicago lost to Columbus. End of story.

But since you are making me defend my Predators, Joe Hamilton IS a top 10 QB and Corey Fleming IS a top 10 receiver. Though the stats don't show Hamilton as being a top 10 QB, he's just asked to not lose games and let the Predators D take over. The Preds defense is off to one of the greatest starts in AFL history, and is going to go down as one of the best ever... replacing one of the older Preds teams. And Barry Wagner hasn't been a Predator in 5 years. Get your info right. Would it surprise me if Orlando loses to Chicago next week? Not at all... Orlando has been owned by the Rush over the years. Can't figure out how to beat them. But not if your franchise is out and Todd Hammel has to play. Chicago won't break 35 if Hammel plays. In case you missed it, your QB sprained his knee against the Destroyers.

And in case you didn't see the schedule, the Preds are done with real tough games after San Jose in two weeks. If they're 3-3 after those, they'll go 11-5 at worst and win the division. Still have 3 gimmes between 2 with Austin and 2 with Georgia, along with a home in home with New Orleans that the Preds swept last season and might sweep this season. This New Orleans team isn't as good as last year. Oh yeah, we still play Columbus too, if memory serves. Orlando's winning the division and making the playoffs.

Stop it. Just stop it. Nice job scoring a bunch of points, but nice job being 2-2 also. Enjoy the rest of the season.

--AFLGuru:toast:

 

[AFLGuru]

PS... are you BrownsFan with a new alias? Just wondering...

 

[HinesWard86]

i would never go that far AFL dude. anyways, i love columbus and we OWNED chicago this week!!!!! toast that toasta

 

[THE TEXAS TOASTA]

O yea, your bets suck as well.

AFL GURU my ass. I have been tracking your picks and my own picks over the past 4 weeks, and have thought you were a very lucky gambler. After gaining respect from many sports betters around the website, you have gained your own little clan of idiotic followers, with nothing but hope that you know what your talking about. Well geuss what Mr. AFL GURU, I'm calling out your bluff and sending you a formal declaration of war, because geuss what AFL GURU, its on.
O yea, I won't stop until justice has been served with your terrible intelligence over the great Arena Football League.
P.S. By the way, I'm a rams fan, that hates Predators and loves "the franchise"....you've just been toasted.

 

[AFLGuru]

No, stop. I will not have any of this crapola between Chicago fan and Columbus fan on my board. Stop it now. Just stop. I'm done with this. Both of you go away if you're gonna talk crap against each other.

 

[AFLGuru]

Moderators: Stop this. I don't want to hear this and no one else does either.

 

[THE TEXAS TOASTA]

I hate you

GURU, I don't have beef with Columbus fans...its with you.

 

[HinesWard86]

moderators please do stop this, this toasta guy is just trying to start trouble

 

[THE TEXAS TOASTA]

I am trying to start trouble, and your now on the list brownsfan.

 

[AFLGuru]

I am trying to start trouble, and your now on the list brownsfan.

Moderators.... please.....

 

[Tulsa]

I have no involvement in this: But my investigative intuition is perked at the times Brownsfan and Toasta are posting in this thread. Each one is REGULARLY one minute apart. Odd. But, I could be wrong. AFLGURU, whatever the story, man, I'm sorry someone keeps sniping at you. tulsa

 

[kidslick]

Suck my balls AFL GURU

what are we 3 years old here come on


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