San Jose City's Finest

[AdamSelene]

$200 shake down for a faint entry stamp! That's fucked up. Remind me of my friend Ace, had a DeLorean and was racing by Parque La Sabana on the autopista into San Jose. Cops stops him, asks him for $100 fucking bucks. Ace says BS, opens his wallet, and all he as are $100 bills. So he says fuck it and gives the cop one.

They ask for a $100 or $200, it's because you look like a stupid tourist (or like Michael J Fox)! Tourist tax, LOL.

All my immigration stamps are faint as hell. Except the last one from two weeks ago, they changed to red ink and it's quite visible.

 

[offshoresports]

No doubt its getting worse down here. Now I know why everyone stays at home and gets stoned...lol

 

[Jack Herer]

You fuckers can talk all you want, I would like to see if in the US you could get away with the shit you do here. Smoking weed on the street, driving drunk, picking up prostitutes and trannies, getting caught with drugs for personal use and not being in trouble, not paying taxes to the Goverment (just gringo taxes on the street), etc...

Yes a bunch of stuff sucks here, big time, but you also still have a lot of freedom to do whatever you want, without some asshole telling you what to do all the time.

 

[Jack Herer]

Someone say something. I wanna e-fight.

Pussies.

 

[el_josh]

Someone say something. I wanna e-fight.

Pussies.

this was sunday. hubby wasnt lickin up so i decided to hit up the mall for fags instead of going down on him...

chopped, bring it on jack

 

[Jack Herer]

Hahaha. Do you just chop stuff and then masturbate?

 

[wolfie_cr]

All my immigration stamps are faint as hell. Except the last one from two weeks ago, they changed to red ink and it's quite visible.

you know why that is, right?

they detected that CR immigration officers traveled to the US with their seals and charged 100 bucks to Ticos living in the US for a stamp so that later on they could say "overstayed my visa? no no , see the stamp here , I left the US"

they published the list of the officers involved, which I later on compared to the stamps on my passport, about 80% of the officers listed were in it!

the the US paid for better stamps and special security ink so that its easier to trace who did what and thats where the new stamps come from

 

[el_josh]

Hahaha. Do you just chop stuff and then masturbate?

pretty much :hugesmile

 

[Macro_Wiz]

few weeks back they slipped 200 off a stack of like 800 and put a bag of cocain into my pocket while going through them.... and I said that aint mine and i ant out right blaming u for putting it there but it aint mine ..... here is a hundo and i need to go home now.


i noticed the 200 was gone.... 300 in total when i got home

 

[Jack Herer]

You fuckers can talk all you want, I would like to see if in the US you could get away with the shit you do here. Smoking weed on the street, driving drunk, picking up prostitutes and trannies, getting caught with drugs for personal use and not being in trouble, not paying taxes to the Goverment (just gringo taxes on the street), etc...

Yes a bunch of stuff sucks here, big time, but you also still have a lot of freedom to do whatever you want, without some asshole telling you what to do all the time.

Bump

 

[kingbill]

Bump

Bam !~~~!

 

[steaktartar]

You can talk all you want.
Yes a bunch of stuff sucks here, big time.
@)

 

[offshoresports]

You fuckers can talk all you want, I would like to see if in the US you could get away with the shit you do here. Smoking weed on the street, driving drunk, picking up prostitutes and trannies, getting caught with drugs for personal use and not being in trouble, not paying taxes to the Goverment (just gringo taxes on the street), etc...

Yes a bunch of stuff sucks here, big time, but you also still have a lot of freedom to do whatever you want, without some asshole telling you what to do all the time.

Jack you argue a good case. Nice work! Just don't tell my wife about the trannies or the crack-whore midgets I'm in to...thanks!(<)<

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

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Happens everyday in every major city with a Martin Luther King Blvd...

 

[Jack Herer]

Happens everyday in every major city with a Martin Luther King Blvd...

Yeah, what´s up with that? Seems like every city in the US has a MLK street and a gay pride parade.

 

[RaoulDuke]

Happens everyday in every major city with a Martin Luther King Blvd...

Every MLK boulevard is in a part of town you should never be in....

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Lomas Rio as I have learned is that part of town down here...

 

[fuzebox]

You fuckers can talk all you want, I would like to see if in the US you could get away with the shit you do here. Smoking weed on the street, driving drunk, picking up prostitutes and trannies, getting caught with drugs for personal use and not being in trouble, not paying taxes to the Goverment (just gringo taxes on the street), etc...

Yes a bunch of stuff sucks here, big time, but you also still have a lot of freedom to do whatever you want, without some asshole telling you what to do all the time.

Actually all very true and solid points. I guess I wouldn't mind the shakedowns as much if the police also did stuff to solve (and maybe even prevent) violent crimes too.

 

[AdamSelene]

Actually all very true and solid points. I guess I wouldn't mind the shakedowns as much if the police also did stuff to solve (and maybe even prevent) violent crimes too.

Eh?

Police don't solve shit, OIJ does. Fuerza Publica has no investigative powers, they are prevention and crime-in-process only. And Transit police only handle drivers.

I'd rather OIJ did their job! (And the judiciary). Fuerza Publica should stick to watching ladrons rather than shaking down tourists. Bribe-taking transit officers (and immigrations officers) is great.

 

[fuzebox]

Eh?

Police don't solve shit, OIJ does. Fuerza Publica has no investigative powers, they are prevention and crime-in-process only.

You obviously knew exactly what I meant, why post?