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1. Use it to suck your clit
Remove the rubber bulb, place the opening over your clitoris, and squeeze rhythmically. Use some water-based lube for more suction and sensation. Simulate oral sex or just get your clit pumped up and sensitive.
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2. Use it to suck your dick
Guys, try the same thing on the head of your cock. It's like a mouth sucking on just the end. With a soft rubber bulb you probably won't hurt yourself, but be gentle.
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3. Use it as a nipple pump
Use the bulb the same way to "pump" your partner's nipples. Let suction hold the bulb in place, then pull it, hit it, or let it hang.
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4. Hump the baster tube
Rub the plastic baster tube against your clitoris, over it, and on the sides. Raised markings on the tube will give extra stimulation.
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5. Water massage
Use it to squirt streams of water onto your clit. Do it fast and you can get a "pulsing" effect going. It's easiest to do this in the tub.
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6. DIY ejaculating dildo
A baster is the easiest DIY ejaculating dildo. Squirt warm water (or something else) into your vagina. Use some real baby gravy if you want to get pregnant. Don't penetrate too deep or poke too hard with the baster tip
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7. Anal douche/ejaculating dildo
This could be either an anal douche in preparation for anal sex, or to simulate an ejaculation into the ass. Use caution when inserting the hard end of the baster into the anus, and make sure there aren't sharp plastic edges that could cause damage.
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8. Air stream
Use it to blow puffs of air on the clit or other sensitive areas. Note: Blow air on and around the outside of the vagina or anus. Blowing air into the vagina or anus could cause an embolism, which can be life-threatening.
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9. Pussy thumping
Hold the baster by the tube and rub, thump, and tap your partner's clit and pussy with the rubber bulb. Nothing like a little pussy spanking to get her warmed up.
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10. Water torture
Tie up your partner and use the baster to drip cold water on his or her sensitive areas.
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11. Serve a creampie
Otherwise known as "felching". After coming inside your partner, use the baster to suck out your jizz. What you do with it after that is your business
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12. Love Taps
Grab the baster by the tube and whack your partner on the butt or back. The rubber bulb makes a nice "thwack" but doesn't hurt too much. If they've been very naughty, discipline them with the plastic baster tube - it has more sting.
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13. Ball gag
Remove the rubber bulb and fill with tissues. Stick the closed end into your partner's mouth.
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14. Lube applicator
To prepare yourself for anal sex or fisting, suction some lube up into the baster and squirt it up into your ass.
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15. Rub one out
Masturbate by rubbing the bulb on your clit. Stick the baster in your panties with the bulb between your legs, hold the baster tube like a dick, and pump it up and down like you're jacking off, Drop some marbles or lead fishing weights into the bulb for vibration as well as friction.</td></tr></tbody></table>
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1. Use it to suck your clit
Remove the rubber bulb, place the opening over your clitoris, and squeeze rhythmically. Use some water-based lube for more suction and sensation. Simulate oral sex or just get your clit pumped up and sensitive.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2. Use it to suck your dick
Guys, try the same thing on the head of your cock. It's like a mouth sucking on just the end. With a soft rubber bulb you probably won't hurt yourself, but be gentle.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3. Use it as a nipple pump
Use the bulb the same way to "pump" your partner's nipples. Let suction hold the bulb in place, then pull it, hit it, or let it hang.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4. Hump the baster tube
Rub the plastic baster tube against your clitoris, over it, and on the sides. Raised markings on the tube will give extra stimulation.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
5. Water massage
Use it to squirt streams of water onto your clit. Do it fast and you can get a "pulsing" effect going. It's easiest to do this in the tub.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
6. DIY ejaculating dildo
A baster is the easiest DIY ejaculating dildo. Squirt warm water (or something else) into your vagina. Use some real baby gravy if you want to get pregnant. Don't penetrate too deep or poke too hard with the baster tip
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
7. Anal douche/ejaculating dildo
This could be either an anal douche in preparation for anal sex, or to simulate an ejaculation into the ass. Use caution when inserting the hard end of the baster into the anus, and make sure there aren't sharp plastic edges that could cause damage.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
8. Air stream
Use it to blow puffs of air on the clit or other sensitive areas. Note: Blow air on and around the outside of the vagina or anus. Blowing air into the vagina or anus could cause an embolism, which can be life-threatening.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
9. Pussy thumping
Hold the baster by the tube and rub, thump, and tap your partner's clit and pussy with the rubber bulb. Nothing like a little pussy spanking to get her warmed up.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
10. Water torture
Tie up your partner and use the baster to drip cold water on his or her sensitive areas.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
11. Serve a creampie
Otherwise known as "felching". After coming inside your partner, use the baster to suck out your jizz. What you do with it after that is your business
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
12. Love Taps
Grab the baster by the tube and whack your partner on the butt or back. The rubber bulb makes a nice "thwack" but doesn't hurt too much. If they've been very naughty, discipline them with the plastic baster tube - it has more sting.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
13. Ball gag
Remove the rubber bulb and fill with tissues. Stick the closed end into your partner's mouth.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
14. Lube applicator
To prepare yourself for anal sex or fisting, suction some lube up into the baster and squirt it up into your ass.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
15. Rub one out
Masturbate by rubbing the bulb on your clit. Stick the baster in your panties with the bulb between your legs, hold the baster tube like a dick, and pump it up and down like you're jacking off, Drop some marbles or lead fishing weights into the bulb for vibration as well as friction.</td></tr></tbody></table>
