I'll add a couple to this list.
If at a casino I order a premium imported beer like Heineken, St Paul, Beck's etc
At a restaurant where I'm actually paying for it directly,.. it's tap water on ice
I was a graveyard Vegas bartender for a year or so on lower Fremont st, I've made some disgusting drinks in my day, had this female customer that drank well tequila and Pepsi, mixed, that about makes me want to vomit
As a semi-pro alcoholic, I'll give you my recipe for an at home knock out beverage, do not drive after even of these !
It's dirt cheap, I call it a Dubra-7
You start with an empty wide mouthed plastic bottle, that means a washed out Gatorade bottle
Take the cheapest generic 80 proof Vodka you can get ( often Dubra), it really makes no difference what brand it is when mixing it !
About 4 ounces of Dubra into your Gatorade bottle,add about 18 ounces of 7-up type
Lemon-lime pop, diet version is fine, so you're at 32 ounces, 2 ounces or so of a dark colored sports drink like grape Powerade, not important just for color really, puts at around 24 oz, stuff in several ice cubes in the wife mouthed bottle, add some iced water, you now are.drinking like a pro !
Cost =maybe $1
Caution this only for professional drunks