RG - if ya need someone to give ya a sponge bath - lemme know - i'd be more than happy to do so (does hot oil for the rundown and strawberries and cream and champagne go with sponge bath?). the way i see it - this is my BEST (and only?) shot with ya - for you can't run away from me like every other woman i encounter does. then again - it you have crutches you could take one - or both - and hurt me something fierce with a few swings of them especially if they hit the biggest art of my body (i'd LOVE to say the one part all guys lie about sizewise - but sadly it is probably my nose - ugh). if you were deaf, dumb and blind then i'd REALLY have a great chance of getting somewhere with ya - like i do with all women like that.