Roccos Game of the Year & Vegas Contest Picks

[Enfuego]

Gentleman I was pondering tonight's game when it spoke to me. When my old man heart spoke to me.

There is a play tonight for you fucks looking to get one over on your book before we close the gambling week.

The reason this game spoke to me is because everything lined up. I could give you the analysis, the X's and O's. I was a QB at Salem College before many of you had pubes. But instead I am going to just give you a winner.

Bet it with a hard dick and some confidence for Rock, will ya?

i present to you.....

THE BOBBY HEENAN GAME

You will remember this game; not only because you will win but because of what it stands for. Bobby Heenan was a friend of ours, a friend of the family. During a trip in the early 90s to Atlantic City, New Jersey with my wife; I became friends with this man at the tables at the Trump Taj Mahal. Yesterday when I learned of his passing, my heart was sore. Tonight, we win this game in his honor. For Bobby Heenan, a friend of ours.

Tonight's play happens to Ironically line up well, because it takes place in the Land of the Sopranos. New Jersey. About 30 miles from where I met Bobby Heenan and he became a friend of mine.

TONIGHTS PLAY NEW YORK GIANTS -3 1/2

I'm going to sit in my front yard in a lawn chair and chew some Redman and hope my wife doesn't catch me. Then I'll sprinkle some fertilizer on Virginia's rosebush. Before yins kids chuckle; I'm serious, I have to make sure her damn plants don't die on me until winter hits. When we win this game, I'll buy her a new crepe maker which will also keep the grandchildren happy.

There will come a time when we will step on our big italian dicks and lose one but that time is not tonight. Tonight, we win for Bobby Heenan. Tonight, we are Jersey italians, every last one of yins. Feel it and believe it. I am high ranking in the Knights of Columbus and every single one of them is on the GMEN tonight because Rocco said grab your balls and swallow the points at our Monday morning mens meeting. now lets have wine and communion on our bookies dime in honor of Bobby H. It's time to slice the salami.

This is the play but you got one shitty line there.

 

[Sincityman6]

BOL Rocco

 

[thebiggbird]

maybe he don't care, Bobby the brain said the "lay the wood brother"

 

[xflrejects]

ROCCO,

I'm cracking up...funny ass thread If your salami slicer is as sharp as your Sunday picks were yesterday I can't wait to try the razor thin Mortadella....OHHH!

BRAVO!

 

[TheItalianBird]

Roc, tell Fr. Flanny he still owes me lunch!

 

[Vols2009]

BAS. Isn't this guy banned? Pretty obvious who this is.

Vols

 

[StevieRay]

BAS. Isn't this guy banned? Pretty obvious who this is.

Vols

???

 

[Vols2009]

Rodfather.

 

[Vols2009]

This account is registered in Parkersburg, WV which is where Rod is from and where his criminal charges were filed against him. BAS said it's a ghost account so either it's Rod or this is the biggest coincidence in the history of posting forums.

 

[StevieRay]

Can't be. This guy has won a few.

 

[brendanjack]

This account is registered in Parkersburg, WV which is where Rod is from and where his criminal charges were filed against him. BAS said it's a ghost account so either it's Rod or this is the biggest coincidence in the history of posting forums.

What are the odds on that

 

[SaintsFan1977]

This account is registered in Parkersburg, WV which is where Rod is from and where his criminal charges were filed against him. BAS said it's a ghost account so either it's Rod or this is the biggest coincidence in the history of posting forums.

Rod is posting across the street and only 2 of his 5 plays matched Roccos. Rod didnt go 5-0.

 

[BigLouReturns]

In honor of a dear friend of mine, the late Frank Vincent; I offer you my GOY for 2017. Last week my Italian Horn game of the week the Philly Eagles made us big winners. This one is a real beauty.

If you choose to follow my picks this year, you will be a winner. You will be able to buy your wife nice things at Christmas. You will be able to buy your grandchildren a train set. If you choose to do this on your own you will be eating boxed cereal and using the box for the bowl, pouring the milk onto the cardboard like a depression era individual. You'll be living on canned goods and won't have the money you should have to pay for your daughters wedding someday. The choice is yours.

My picks for week 2:

Pittsburgh Steelers -7
Tennessee Titans -1.5
Oakland (VEGAS) Raiders -13.5
New England Patriots -6.5
DENVER BRONCOS +2.5 (GAME OF THE YEAR, IN HONOR OF FRANK VINCENT, RIP, A FRIEND OF OURS)


"THIS ONE'S FOR FRANK"

Come Sunday we are going to make some hot pepper sandwiches, get some pepperoni rolls, maybe even fry up some pierogis if things are going really well; and they're going to go well. On Sunday we are here to do two things. We're going to Catholic Confession and kick some ass, and I am all out of confessions of my sin.

2017 record is 3-2. DEL ITALIA!

Nice work. Now go get your fuckin' shine box!