since you libs can't connect dot A to dot B, let me help
coronaviruses have been around forever and we've know for a century they are transmitted through the air. The govt fucked with you and wanted to see if they could scare your dumb ass into believing you can catch covid from a UPS package or a can of soup. They would have never believed you'd be out buying the store clean out of wipes and hand sanitizer but, welp, you were.
now they laugh in your 2-digit IQ face telling you it was always less than 1 in 10,000 (which they knew all along) and your response is...sweet, this is something i will incorporate into my daily life. Next you'll be having your partner anal swabbing you before you head to the Phillies game then triple-masking when you get up to take a shit in your own house.
Feed the sheeple!