Who the hell hooks up exercise equipment to their shower and
exercises in their master bathroom?
Seriously?
The whole story is obviously a crock of shit. My guess is he pissed off someone he shouldn't have. Even senators aren't above getting their ass kicked if they cross the wrong people.
Unless whatever he did somehow affects American security or best interests, I don't give a shit what really happened. But he's obviously lying. In fact, considering his latest brag about how his Romney taxes lie helped get the Stuttering Clusterfuck a second term, I wish whoever beat the hell out of him would have fucked up the rest of his face just as badly.
Is Nostradamus your brother by another mother?
Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) is changing the story about how he sustained those gruesome New Year’s Day injuries that have left him blind in one eye.
Previously, Reid claimed that an exercise band he was using “broke.”
“I was doing exercises that I’ve been doing for many years with those large rubber bands and one of them broke and spun me around and I crashed into these cabinets and injured my eye,” (emphasis added) Reid said at a press conference on January 22.
But now, in an interview conducted by Fusion (a joint venture between ABC and Univision), excerpts of which have been released today, Reid tells Univision anchor Jorge Ramos that the exercise band “slipped,” rather than “broke.”
“[T]he [elastic band] strap had no handle on it, slipped, spun me around, uh, about, oh I guess four feet (Reid points with his right hand to the wall of the interview room) and so I smashed my face into a cabinet,” Reid tells Ramos.
Reid’s latest version of the incident, as told to Ramos, differs from previous versions advanced by his team in another very significant way.
“Sources familiar with the incident said Reid was exercising in his bathroom, with the exercise band attached to the shower door,” Politico reported on January 22. (emphasis added)
As Breitbart News reported previously, that version of the story, almost certainly told to Politico by Reid’s staffers with his approval, is not credible.
Now, however, Reid tells Ramos a different story. The exercise band was not attached to the shower door in his bathroom, Reid says, but was instead attached to “a big metal hook that came out from the wall” in an unspecified room in his new Nevada home.
P.S.
On a side note another hurdle to your future bet comes up next week.
From what I’ve read I feel confident we will be triumphant.
