Realestatepro (or whoever you are today)-

[realestatepro]

Vegan

Definition
A "person" who only consumes the flesh of babies and aborted fetuses. An example is Adolf Hitler. By definition, vegans tend to act holier-than-thou, looking down at people who eat meat (A.K.A Heroes). Apparently we aren't enlightened enough to hang with these modern herbivores. To Hell with them, they're Commies anyway.

What do they look like?
Vegans have gaunt bodies, yellow zit covered skin, and are often less intelligent for lack of protein. PETA sucks.

Culture
Vegan culture is a complicated mixture of magical rituals and liberal political activism.

I keep making the mistake of trying to educate you, you're a cop so obviously you're not a smart person but here I go anyway. You bring up protein deficiency. Do you realize that Americans, and many humans in general get too much protein? I don't lack any protein. And yellow skin is Jaundice you dumb fuck. And guess what, when you have jaundice they tell you to drink lots of vegetable juice/broth, avoid animal fats and sugar and caffeine. hno: You are so stupid that you try to make a point and it back fires right in your face and proves me more right once again. I'm surrounded by neanderthals at this place. Big thick skulls that can't think.

 

[Jack Herer]

Good morning realstatepro.

 

[Devilwoman]

Yea realestatehomo suck Jack's cock!

 

[realestatepro]

Yea realestatehomo suck Jack's cock!

There's an "h" in yeah.

 

[Devilwoman]

There's an "h" in yeah.

Oh yeahhhhhhhhh, but who cares?

 

[Devilwoman]

You can take your "h" and shove it in your penis hole.