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After the show lets meet back here to discuss what happened.
Uh oh, somebody's a liar.
Somebody call the Ghostbusters.
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Ray Parker Junior is the man. I am going to head out now to gorge myself on endless amounts of food and spend ungodly amounts of money on strippers who would never give me the time of day otherwise.
I'd love to stay and debate, but you can't beat the fat guy trump card. It's like double-dog-dare infinitiy. I once saw a girl win a state high school debate with this strategy.
Opponent: I think there is a fine line between socialism and communism and the works of Karl Marx and Nietschze address this.
Winner: Yeah, well you are fat.
Judges: Winner by TKO, winner by TKO. You are the champion.
I'd love to stay and debate, but you can't beat the fat guy trump card. It's like double-dog-dare infinitiy. I once saw a girl win a state high school debate with this strategy.
Opponent: I think there is a fine line between socialism and communism and the works of Karl Marx and Nietschze address this.
Winner: Yeah, well you are fat.
Judges: Winner by TKO, winner by TKO. You are the champion.
OK listeners, let's go to the mailbag for another long-distance dedication:
Heatohio/realestateguy writes:
Dear Kasey:
I am an avid internet poster with what I believe to be an above-average intellect. I have three weeks of night real estate classes, a wife and kids, and I go to the gym. Despite my superior intellect and debating skills, I feel the need to resort to inferior insults to goad my fellow posters. In truth, it is just my form of projection as I really want to be like them. I don't understand why my form of typing self-masochism doesn't prove to them that I can be the greatest poster ever. Just because they are young and successful and are laughing behind my back at me, doesn't give them the right to not accept me in their cool poster clique. Can you please dedicate Better Midler's "Wind Beneath My Wings" to the gang at the Rx.com?
Heatohio/realestateguy writes:
Dear Kasey:
I am an avid internet poster with what I believe to be an above-average intellect. I have three weeks of night real estate classes, a wife and kids, and I go to the gym. Despite my superior intellect and debating skills, I feel the need to resort to inferior insults to goad my fellow posters. In truth, it is just my form of projection as I really want to be like them. I don't understand why my form of typing self-masochism doesn't prove to them that I can be the greatest poster ever. Just because they are young and successful and are laughing behind my back at me, doesn't give them the right to not accept me in their cool poster clique. Can you please dedicate Better Midler's "Wind Beneath My Wings" to the gang at the Rx.com?
ope: Hell yeah. I hear that Kelly is playing the school counseler. Do you think Tori Spelling is going to make an appreance?
Ummm.....I responded by mentioning spelling lessons, and you still didn't get it.......
"Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
That is also a show you should be tuning into.
OK Heatohio/realestatepro. All the way from the strip in Las Vegas to your rancher in Ohio, here's the soothing sounds of the divine miss m aiding you in your quest for inner peace:
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So are you trying to say that you brought up a question for me to answer and I replied like that? I didn't hear any questions, I heard a smart ass making little bitchy remarks. Remember fat man, I didn't start this. Check out the poly forum, I ALWAYS answer questions with reasonable responses.
The difference between you and I is this. You make it a point to try to fit in with losers on a message board. I come on here to post picks, get some info and try to make money. I go into the poly forum to make fun of those asshole righties in there. I'm a proven debater and public speaker, I need no reassurance from people like you. It is easy for you people to make these assumptions about me based off of nothing. I have no reason to like any of you people.
Quit trying to sound so cool. You're not. You're a bitch and you'd be knocked out if you went out of the house with this attitude. So I realize that in your attempt to recapture your stolen manhood you try to become a "somebody" on a message board. I don't need this place to feel good about myself. This place is a joke to me. There is some knowledge to be given and taken about some bets to be made, that is what this place is good for. If everyone just did that this place would be ok. But it's filled with losers like you. You don't have a reason to feel sorry for me, trust me on that. It's easy to talk big on the net, that is where you can talk big and the ONLY place you can.
