I vote for shithead from the jerk..
[h=1]The Jerk[/h][FONT="][/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]<input type="text" class="meta-field edit-meta-field false-textarea false-edit-photo-title" wrap="on" tabindex="-1" aria-hidden="true" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: "Proxima Nova", "helvetica neue", helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; margin: -2px 0px 0px; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 18px; padding: 5px; color: rgb(33, 33, 36); border: none; border-top-left-radius: 3px; border-top-right-radius: 3px; border-bottom-right-radius: 3px; border-bottom-left-radius: 3px; width: 371.25px; outline: 0px; box-shadow: rgb(158, 164, 167) 0px 0px 0px 1px inset; resize: none; position: absolute; top: -99999px; left: -99999px; right: auto; bottom: auto; caret-color: rgb(33, 33, 36); display: block !important; overflow: scroll !important; height: 0px !important; min-height: 0px !important;">[h=2]"Don't call that dog lifesaver, call him shithead."
From the 1979 Steve Martin comedy "The Jerk"
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