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The Florida Bar wrote a 2 page description of me in 1999 - I need to find it and copy and scan it in here - I will try to do it sometime tommorrow - one comment said - a person with my personality disorder could leave a devastating impact on the legal community - my friends like to say the bar found a character flaw - most of them have a copy of the letter in their wallet.
Recently (23 minutes ago), i was at the store when i came across the Cup-O-Noodles, a delcious snack no matter the occasion. But, things get a little out of hand at this point.....u see, to the left of these great american lunch noodles i saw something eerily similar called "instant lunch". Then, almost as soon as i saw the product i noticed....only 10 cents a cup. I was thinking of calling Mr Cup-o-noodles to let him know that someone was ripping off his product....but then, selfishly, i started thinking of the savings. The Cup-o-noodlez price suddenly seemed outragous at 14 cents a cup. What was a bargain yesterday had quickly become the sole means of my being in the poor house. granted, i only eat cup-o-noodlez about twice a month....but i figured if i started eating these cupped lunches more frequently and went with the "instant lunch"...i could be saving myself a bundle by the end of the year. I send off this report knowing there will be great backlash from the ladies that desire a more carefree and dangerous man, a cup-o-noodles man, if u will. But i find myself, on this day, to be a more fiscally responsible man. Im an instant lunch man and proud of it. kinda. there comes a time when u have to make a choice....do i want the one night stand kinda ladies or do i want someone to settle down with....i think today, at 9:02am, in my local Giant food warehouse, i made my decision.
