Rapper severs penis, jumps off building.

[Vlad the Impaler]

This is why we need Treblinka

 

[StevieRay]

Heard a dad and his little daughter was driving by and the penis hit the windshield , the little girl said dad what was that and he tried to play down what it was and said it was a horse fly, little girl paused for a minute and said, did you see the size dick on it!

 

[scottcarter]

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Andre "Stitched On" Johnson.As if his junk hasn't already been through enough, the rapper famous for cutting off his penis and jumping off a balcony while high on PCP may be making a porno. Andre Johnson, who raps under the name Christ Bearer with the group Northstar, claims that his penis has risen from the dead. And even though most folks would be more than happy to take him at his word, Johnson seems determined to prove it by documenting a sex act with an equally desperate skank from the Valley in need of a couple grand.
TMZ caught up with Johnson outside of his barber shop in Long Beach, which immediately makes the fact that there are people willing to sit next to this guy while he holds scissors the craziest part of the entire story. What do the words "just a trim" mean to a guy who cut off his own cock and balls? Regardless, when asked if his junk still brought the funk, the rapper often referred to as being "affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan" (even if they've been less enthusiastic about the partnership) put it this way: “Does it work? Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?”
That would be yes, yes, and yes (with a little help). Johnson then made a plea to Vivid Video to make him the next John Wayne Bobbit and put his scarred dick in show business.
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TMZ claims they spoke with Vivid Video's Steve Hirsch, who says he's interested. So... including Johnson, that makes a total of two people. Who else wants to see the most stitched penis in history in action? Can there possibly be a market for scarred penis porn? Okay, yeah, that's a stupid question. Of course there is. And Andre Johnson is about to become the biggest name in the stitched-dick, PCP-smoking, suicidal celebrity porn game.

 

[pocketrockets]

what a clown

 

[packer2012]

Update:

There is some good news for the rapper who cut off his penis.

The rapper told the website he has also regained full functionality, but may not be able to have kids.

Probably not worth asking..... but how is that recovering full functionality, if he will not be able to have kids?

 

[festeringZit]

http://nypost.com/2016/12/07/man-cuts-off-penis-because-his-wife-wont-have-sex-with-him/

[h=1]Man cuts off penis because his wife won’t have sex with him[/h] By David K. Li

December 7, 2016 | 12:35pm
Modal Trigger <source media="(min-width: 640px)"> <source media="(max-width: 639px)"> <img alt="Man cuts off penis because his wife won’t have sex with him"> Ghasi Ram lays in pain inside his home in India. Photo: Caters News Agency

A frustrated hubby who said he hasn’t had sex with his wife in a decade cut off his manhood when she turned down his advances for the umpteenth time.
Ghasi Ram, 37, recently came home drunk and demanded whoopee from wife Manjhri Devi, 34.
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When she said no, he reached for a knife and sliced away at his crown jewels.
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<figcaption class="wp-caption-text">Ram’s wife, Manjhri Devi (right,) says her husband is crazy.Photo: Caters News Agency</figcaption></figure> “I cut it off because she doesn’t understand me. She is very stubborn,” Ram said in videotaped interview, the Daily Mail reported. “We haven’t had a physical relationship in the past 10 years.”
Ram spoke while lying down in his home in the village of Uttar Pradesh in northern India — with Devi just a few feet away, dismissing her husband’s gripes.
“He has lost his mind, that is what I feel,” she said. “I have nothing else to say on this.”
It’s not clear if his penis was saved or reattached.
The couple has been married for 18 years and they have a daughter and two sons.

 

[festeringZit]

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Ouch! A man got his penis stick in a dumbbell plate (iStock)



Firefighters in Worms, Germany were called in to help free a man who got his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg (5.5 pound) weight at a gym.
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BRITISH MAN CALLS 911 AFTER TINDER DATE GETS STUCK IN WINDOW TRYING TO GRAB DISCARDED FECES
With the help of a grinder and a hydraulic saw, they were able to break the weight into 5 parts, freeing the man's penis.

 

[Mr_Mark]

Imagine that loud grinder with sparks flying that close to your dong :monsters-

 

[RunMaker]

Rapper severs penis, jumps off building.

If this happened in every city in the US, the crime rate would drop about 50%

 

[REDEYE]

Rapper severs penis, jumps off building.

If this happened in every city in the US, the crime rate would drop about 50%

+1. Lol

 

[StevieRay]

What ever happened to Loomis?

 

[Kim Il Sung]

What ever happened to Loomis?

A posters shelf life is usally 5-10 years.

Then they usually:

1. Grow out of it
2. Don't have as much free time
3. Realize there is not that much valuable information here
4. Get banned for some BS reason ( for instance speaking the truth) and don't want to fuck with