I'm a traveling man, love when I can
Old man take a look at my life
Father and Son
Walk Like a Man
Piano Man
Rocket Man
Nowhere Man
How do you write those songs? And what the fuck is wrong with "When a Man Loves a Woman"? that song is just fucked in the head, the double whammy
Thanks to the "replace" function i was quickly able to change the lyrics of that hideous, sexist "Please Mr. Postman" with the more sensitive, less biased version, "Please Mail Carrier"
Oh yeah
(Is there a letter in your bag for me) Please, Please Mail Carrier
(Why's it been a very long time) Oh yeah
(Since I heard from this boyfriend of mine)
There must be some word today
From my boyfriend so far away
Please Mail Carrier, look and see
Is there a letter, a letter for me
I've been standin' here waitin' Mail Carrier
So patiently, for just a card, or just a letter
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me
Please Mail Carrier (Mail Carrier, look and see) Oh yeah
(Is there a letter in your bag for me?) Please Please Mail Carrier
(Why's it been a very long time) Oh yeah
(Since I heard from this boyfriend of mine)
So many days you passed me by
You saw the tears standin' in my eye
You wouldn't stop to make me feel better
By leavin' me a card or a letter
Please Mail Carrier look and see (Carrier Carrier)
Is there a letter oh yeah in your bag for me? (Carrier Carrier)
You know its been so long (Carrier Carrier)
Yes since I heard from this boyfriend of mine (Carrier Carrier)