Purdue University wants to ban the word "Man"

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I'm a traveling man, love when I can

Old man take a look at my life

Father and Son

Walk Like a Man

Piano Man

Rocket Man

Nowhere Man

How do you write those songs? And what the fuck is wrong with "When a Man Loves a Woman"? that song is just fucked in the head, the double whammy
Thanks to the "replace" function i was quickly able to change the lyrics of that hideous, sexist "Please Mr. Postman" with the more sensitive, less biased version, "Please Mail Carrier"

Oh yeah
(Is there a letter in your bag for me) Please, Please Mail Carrier
(Why's it been a very long time) Oh yeah
(Since I heard from this boyfriend of mine)
There must be some word today
From my boyfriend so far away
Please Mail Carrier, look and see
Is there a letter, a letter for me
I've been standin' here waitin' Mail Carrier
So patiently, for just a card, or just a letter
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me
Please Mail Carrier (Mail Carrier, look and see) Oh yeah
(Is there a letter in your bag for me?) Please Please Mail Carrier
(Why's it been a very long time) Oh yeah
(Since I heard from this boyfriend of mine)
So many days you passed me by
You saw the tears standin' in my eye
You wouldn't stop to make me feel better
By leavin' me a card or a letter
Please Mail Carrier look and see (Carrier Carrier)
Is there a letter oh yeah in your bag for me? (Carrier Carrier)
You know its been so long (Carrier Carrier)
Yes since I heard from this boyfriend of mine (Carrier Carrier)
 
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I'm a traveling man, love when I can

Old man take a look at my life

Father and Son

Walk Like a Man

Piano Man

Rocket Man

Nowhere Man

How do you write those songs? And what the fuck is wrong with "When a Man Loves a Woman"? that song is just fucked in the head, the double whammy

I can now picture Michael Bolton singing "When a person loves a person"

ugh
 

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Purdue must be the Mizzou of the Big10........hehe.
 

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I can now picture Michael Bolton singing "When a person loves a person"

ugh
you just used the word son twice.... not allowed

when a being loves a being might work though. i think
 

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Last week on am640 you had a couple of Indian-Canadians calling in to comment what a fool Trudope was making of himself when he was in India. One caller was asked what to you think of Trudope his response was "I don't know," in a heavy Indian accent, "I must change my name now! No more Mandeep, I have to change it into Peopledeep!" LMAO One of the funniest moments on talk radio!

Trudope corrected a woman when she used the word mankind during a town hall meeting. The correct term, according to our brilliant leader is peoplekind!
 

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I guess you gotta call women, chicks or girls, 'cause you can't call them women or females or humans! Wait if you call them chicks or girls then you're going to be accused of sexual harassment!
 

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