Possible U.S-Canadian border war imminent

[Jazz]

All Canadians - look carefully at the image below, see how it revolves, see how your eyelids are getting heavy, heavier, heavier than JJ's butt in a beanbag chair - you are completely relaxed - you will now go to sleep and follow my instructions to the letter, and then you will awaken refreshed and happy that America is your neighbor and not Saudi Arabia ...

SEND ALL OF YOUR LOBSTERS NOW TO 123 MAIN STREET, KANSAS CITY, MO 66666 - FED-EX AND PACK THEM IN DRY ICE - DON'T FORGET BUTTER AND CLAMS

 

[corey]

Never!

And furthermore, we are cutting off the supply of kind. All your dopeheads will now have to deal with reality, thus causing massive panic and shares in all major junk food manufactureer's shares to nose-dive.

 

[exilarch]

George Bush says "Bring them on!"

 

[joel2002]

George Bush says Alot of things, unfortuntaly

 

[Jazz]

Sadly, you force my hand then - incoming and it ain't Santa's reindeer

 

[corey]

But wait, haven't you also destoyed Detroit, Seattle, Buffalo and at least 15 Springfields?

 

[SrMuny]

FRESH FROZEN?

 

[Jazz]

Lol, nanuk - no sir, they were told to 'duck and cover' 5 minutes before we detonated the warhead - they're fine and drinking the last remaining cases of Molson with their lobster bibs on

 

[corey]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jazz:
Sadly, you force my hand then - incoming and it ain't Santa's reindeer <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Put that missile back in your drawers - I told ya in a different thread I didn't bat that way.

 

[corey]

Well at least they didn't get the sleeman. Detroit would probably look nicer anyway.

 

[bulldog77]

This was settled in 'Canadian Bacon'. Don't make us come up to your capital(Toronto) again!

 

[Java]

Hey MODS-

Why is this thread in Sportsbooks/Casinos and not in Politics, Goverments, etc. ?

 

[Jazz]

I thought because it was a light-hearted spoof - if anyone in this topic takes any of this seriously, they'd better see a doctor but FAST

 

[iceman2002]

Jazz, you better tell Deep Blue that.

 

[Jazz]

iceman, not to worry - I think Deep got it