Married, 20 years.
One day at the office John was sitting at his desk crying. Bob pops over to John’s desk to find out why he is so upset. ‘Today is my 20 year wedding anniversary’ says John. Puzzled, Bob asks why he is so upset on such a happy day. John looks up through his tears and replies ‘Because I just realized that if I would have killed her instead on marrying her I would be out of prison by now’.
One day at the office John was sitting at his desk crying. Bob pops over to John’s desk to find out why he is so upset. ‘Today is my 20 year wedding anniversary’ says John. Puzzled, Bob asks why he is so upset on such a happy day. John looks up through his tears and replies ‘Because I just realized that if I would have killed her instead on marrying her I would be out of prison by now’.