Politics spam thread

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

OK .. which one of you fellas is that?

Police Search For Man Accused of Bestiality with Horse; Surveillance Tape Released

Image from Surveillance Video:

Police in St. Gabriel have released surveillance tape that appears to show a man engaged in bestiality with a horse. Police have asked 9NEWS to air portions of the tape in hopes they can identify the man.

St. Gabriel Police Chief Kevin Ambeau says in all his 20 years in law enforcement, he’s never come across a case like the one he’s investigating now. "We gotta catch this guy, he needs help," Ambeau says while shaking his head.

The owners of a local barn approached Chief Ambeau with surveillance video showing what appears to be a light haired young man engaging in sexual activities with a small horse. "What I saw on the tape, I still can't believe," Ambeau says.

The police investigation began about two months ago after the owners of the barn reported finding sexual paraphernalia in a horse stall, according to Ambeau. The chief says that’s when the owner put up two cameras and captured images of a slender, light skinned man walking between two stables.

"Always <GOING>to the same animal," Ambeau observed. "On the tape, he was <GOING>to the same animal performing sexual acts."

The video clearly shows the young man wearing either slippers or flip-flops. That leads the police chief to believe his suspect is a local. "I think he's in walking distance and I think once we show his face, somebody will give us a call and tell us where he is."

At Chief Ambeau’s request, WAFB 9NEWS brightened and stilled frames of video showing the man with the horse. WAFB 9NEWS chose not to show moving video of the man with the horse.

Ambeau asks that if you know who is in the pictures, that you call St. Gabriel Police at (225) 642-5222. If the man is caught, police say he'll be charged with crime against nature. If convicted, the suspect would face a fine of up to $2000 and up to five years in prison.

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=4823631

chiefssth · Apr 27, 2006

Edub: You're busted!!

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

Good for Bush .. visiting Gulf Region

http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/hurricane /

Oh my, he'll be "working hard" on "service activities" for National Volunteer Week. Practice for his future chain gang acitivites?

Today, President Bush will travel to the Gulf Coast region to participate in National Volunteer Week service projects. As part of National Volunteer Week, the President and members of his Cabinet are participating in service activities across the Nation.

PatPatriot · Apr 27, 2006

At least he gets out of the trailer.

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

Christian:

GEORGE BUSH IS MY GOVERNMENT .... GEORGE BUSH IS MY GOD ....
GEORGE BUSH WILL NOT LEAD ME DOWN THE WRONG PATH ....
GEORGE BUSH IS CARING AND TENDER (oohhhh, I could say something!)
GEORGE BUSH IS LIFE AND LIFE THAT HAS CHANGED MY EXSISTENCE

THANK YOU GEORGE BUSH FOR BEING MY PARTNER

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

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docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

Any CSpan folks??

Man ...

The Ol Bushie lovers into CSpan these days are a bit "salty" about
electing Admiral Bush

It makes my morning to hear one call after another bitching about
Bush / Cheney and the ol "shit, I would take back my vote .." brings
a smile to my mug!

THERE IS A REASON ONLY 1/3 OF THE FOLKS LIKE YA ....

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

Pack a little Ethanol with a few shots of Jack Daniels and even Doc Mercer is tolerable in a roomful of Coulters

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

Jinn:

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docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

BD:

you have less than 3000 posts? Shit, it seems like you post 3000 times a week

YUNGBUCK · Apr 27, 2006

What's up this AM, Doc?
I hope Rove fries like a dill pickle chip chp at Hooters!! A BIG FAT one!!

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

Yung:

I was getting worried .. thought Bblight sucked ya into:

"The 4th Reich under
George Bush .."

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

I am a proud Papa!!!

YUNGBUCK · Apr 27, 2006

doc mercer said:
Yung:

I was getting worried .. thought Bblight sucked ya into:

"The 4th Reich under
George Bush .."

Doc,
I'd rather staple my nuts to the north end of a south bound freight train than to ever have shit to do with blowjobbettylight and his his band of COCKS!!
:lolBIG:

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

THE OFFICIAL KARL ROVE INDICT-O-METER
(with apologies to Tom DeLay)

Today's risk of indictment has been upgraded to HIGH. Karl supporters should immediately commence price gouging on all staple items.

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docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

THINK ABOUT HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX? HAVE YOU CONSIDERED
THE CONSEQUENCES??? TWO WORDS THAT SHOW WHY UNPROTECTED
SEX IS NOT A GOOD IDEA:

Joe Contrarian

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

By midsummer BBLIGHT AND HIS BAND OF "REGULAR LIBRARY VISITORS" are gonna start a thread:

WE USED TO HATE DOC MERCER ... BUT YUNGBUCK CHANGED OUR MINDS!

:dancefool

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

Speaking of Repugs ....

how bout the fucking 18 yr old son of the REPUGLICAN SENATOR in Az who sodomizes kids with a broomhandle and MF got off with NO JAIL time so he
can do "spread the word of Christ"????

docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

Kids are dying .. and Bush jokes about it as CIC .. nice, real flappin nice

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</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>US President George W Bush has sparked a political row by making a joke about the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

At a black-tie dinner for journalists, Mr Bush narrated a slide show poking fun at himself and other members of his administration. One pictured Mr Bush looking under a piece of furniture in the Oval Office, at which the president remarked: "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be here somewhere."

After another one, showing him scouring the corner of a room, Mr Bush said: "No, no weapons over there," he said. And as a third picture, this time showing him leaning over, appeared on the screen the president was heard to say: "Maybe under here?"
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docmercer--banned · Apr 27, 2006

Xpanda: My best wishes ...

I know you dont care for my existence on this board and thats ok ...

I respect the stance you took on the THREAD ISSUE that certain folks
were in heat over and that showed a lot of guts and I salute you
for a decision I know that was not easy and probably got you a number
of "what the fuck .. Doc Mercre is a loon and lets run him out of town"
emails

I never gave Wil shit, ran to him or bad mouthed his decisions and
wont also to you since you showed a lot of character in being fair
to BOTH sides on this board