Story by Andrew Weisman
The media is filled with stories on the newest scourge to hit America's streets, the latest "hip" drug, Oxycontin. We gloss over the reports on this latest fad to hit the drug culture, this "Poor man's smack," the "Hillbilly Heroin," failing to so much as register the fact that
the pills are selling for as much as $300 a piece, many times higher than the price of heroin. What's a little inconsistency in news reporting anyway? We don't even notice anymore. We've got a coffee to finish, a bus to catch. Wondering how a new, rarely prescribed and extremely expensive drug could come to such high demand would only slow us down. And what a demand it is.
CNN reports that no less than 37 pharmacies in Massachusetts alone have been robbed of their Oxycontin supply, all in a brief six-month period. To this we must add the countless number of doses obtained with prescriptions, either forged by addicts or written out by liberal doctors. Huge quantities of this drug hitting the streets, all this demand, and the medias only response is to claim that it's an "inexpensive" alternative to drugs costing much, much less.
Why the lies? Why the cover up? It's because the truth would hurt you so much more than the lie.
THE TRUTH
Oxycontin is a main ingredient to the "gay pill," the chemical compound proven to turn normal, red-blooded men and boys into devout homosexuals. Worse yet, Oxycontin alone is enough to win the average male over to the homosexual lifestyle.
HOW IT WORKS
Oxycontin is a powerful, synthetic opium derivative, and a quick, efficient painkiller. How it works is by latching itself on to your body's nerve receptors, blocking them so that your nerves are unable to report pain. Unfortunately, your body reports physical pleasure using this exact same process. If anything, physical pleasure, like from sex, is blocked much more quickly and easily than the pain caused by a cancer. The same amount of Oxycontin used to treat the pain from cancer would be enough to block physical sexual pleasure in any five men.
It is in this manner that the victim of Oxycontin is stripped of a normal sex life, with the operative word being "normal."
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