Poetry Anyone???

[NES]

You said you'd love me forever after I won your heart with but a wink
Then cited irreconciable differences after catching me pissing in the sink

 

[Doug]

I'd have never made you my wife
If I knew it would wind up costing me my life

 

[NES]

Doug by NES

He wooed her and coddled her, and gave her the best years of his life
but something tells me that if he had the chance he'd love to murder his ex-wife

 

[Doug]

Doug by NES

He wooed her and coddled her, and gave her the best years of his life
but something tells me that if he had the chance he'd love to murder his ex-wife

I consider watching 10 episodes a night of Forensic Files on Tru -TV, to be "Research". I have learned a LOT ! ^<<^

 

[Doug]

You ruined my life
I wish you were not my wife.

 

[Doug]

I think I should work for Hallmark writing greeting cards....like Maxwell Smart ?

I could do this all day long.

 

[Doug]

I thought the match was made by cupid
until I saw you were so stupid

I love this thread ! :toast)

 

[Doug]

I loved her when I first met her
but soon saw my life go down the shitter.

 

[Doug]

I met her in Phoenix
now I need a Kleenex.

 

[Doug]

I might be ready to try a sonnet in Italian, don't even speak Italian....yet !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonnet

 

[DungBeetle]

Your love was so tender, your heart so true

Oh I wish I could find a good place to bury you.

 

[DungBeetle]

you said you'd love me for better or worse

how was I supposed to know that was a curse

 

[DungBeetle]

I used to say I'd love you forever & stuff like that

now I'd rather fock strippers, since you got so damn fat.

 

[steve3200]

I love your touch and warm embrasse

but it feels much better to just smack your face

 

[NES]

My heart was racing, my member was swelling
that was until I saw steve's terrible spelling

 

[festeringZit]

When we were young, days of wine and roses
Now you aren't even as good as my hoes is

I used to think we were such a great match,
now I can't stand the smell of your snatch


[ ok, so I only spent about 1 minute on these... ]

 

[NES]

Remember when I told you I'd love you even beyond death
that was before your twat started smelling like FZ's breath

 

[festeringZit]

Two makes a couple, three makes a few
they still are both bigger than NES' IQ

 

[LIONSJUNKIE]

I used to love to fuck your beautiful face and come on your



now id rather throw acid in my eyes isnt that the pitts

:lol::lol:

Forgot I started this thread ..

 

[DungBeetle]

We decided to get married after we heard our favorite song
I really have to wonder what was in that fuckin bong.