The poster who's name has been linked to promotional contracts with Massengill and Summer's Eve wiped the floor with the reason everyone hates New England. Last I looked Tom Brady was number 2, both in the NFL and in the douchebag first round matchup. PO is truly one of those powerhouse douches that should steamroll his way to the final four. He's the Tennessee Lady Volunteers of Douches. Well that is, if Pat Summitt walked around trying to hock some Elvis chips.