Please help me find the world's lamest joke!!!

[OnWisconsin]

surprised no one's told this classic:

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side!

 

[buddyboy]

worst joke ever?

take a look at covers.com top 10 sportsbook list

darn thing is upside down

 

[a153]

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a boogie in it

 

[arniesarmy]

what word has the most letters in it?
mailbox

 

[DollarDay]

Want to hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell into the mud.

 

[DollarDay]

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?


Getting her back into the wheelchair.

 

[DollarDay]

What do you get when you cross a polish man and a puerto rican woman?

A kid who spray paints on chain link fences.
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How do you get a polish man out of a tree?

You wave to him.
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How did the polish man break his arm raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.
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How do you stop the polish navy from sinking?

take off the screen doors.
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Why does the polish navy have glass bottom boats?

to see the old polish navy.
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[HAT]

A blonde is getting off of the freeway on her way to an amusement park...she sees a sign that says 'Disneyland Left' so she turned around and headed home.

 

[JackTripper]

Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Cause then it would be a foot.

 

[theCOLLECTOR]

a mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a beer ..the bartender says sorry we dont serve your kind around here...the mushroom replies why not im a fungi

 

[theCOLLECTOR]

a father tomato a mother tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street the baby tomato falls behind and the father gets outraged stomps on him and says KETCHUP!

2 dumb ones for ya jake cant get much dumber than those

 

[OnWisconsin]

a duck walks into a bar, orders up a drink, and tells the bartender, "put it on my bill."

 

[TheRightSide]

Anything GTC post

 

[OnWisconsin]

Anything GTC post

that's fucked up

 

[bullets]

A priest, rabi, and monk walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke."

Two guys walk into a gay bar.....nevermind, you were probably there.