MikeB you suck. Forget about the job. I need a more creative hitman.
hater, this is how you will die:
You are going to be duct taped to a bodyboard (no fins), hands and legs tied so that you can't swim. Your pants will be stuffed with chicken. You will be dropped about 1/2 a mile up river near the Tarcoles bridge. Nice little float down river, should be fun.
More to come...