Hey Baronman / MobKeeper-Pigpen
You know, you are right. I read through the tow of your posts for I can't sleep after that win. And you all bring up a very good point. I think going forward I will still not post here though come in an post my tickets. I really and honestly feel that is a good idea. And I mean, not just to full fill your request for that is important, I think it would be good to keep a record with visual tickets and what better place to keep it...THAN ONLINE. i mean, cause If I don't post tickets than I am liar and if I do, then I am just a moron like you. So, I would rather join the ranks and post.
So, out here in Vegas and as soon as I can sleep, I will see if the window will give me back my winning ticket long enough to scan and copy here. But either way, I think it is just a good idea to keep records going forward.
With that, Baronman...
Can you score me some of those fancy butters you put out on the tables every night. I can't buy them, so I just wanted to ask you if you could score me a few...
I like the
SHELL shaped ones. See with the Shell shapes, you can get your knife down in between the rips of the shell and it produces a really nice spread on the roll. The density of the cut is solid too. The ratio is typically spot on for a good spread.
Now, dont give me any of those SWANS. Fucking hate the SWAN SHAPE. Its like who made these things. Ok, question. Whats YOUR go to cut on that SWAN? You cut at the neck like we all do. That then leaves you a BALL SHAPED HEAD and a Big Fat body.
The BALL SHAPED HEAD is a fucking joke to spread. You roll that ball across your roll and its like one of those lint rollers by the time you reach the other side. It completely sucks the interior of the roll to the one side. Now you have a big furry ball of butter with bread around it...and a HOLLOW BUN. Fucking pisses me off....
And then now of you humps can master the art of refrigeration ....so I am now left with a SOLID SWAN BODY to deal with. Here is a hint, PUT THEM OUT A HOUR TO THAW BEFORE THE GALA. Nothing PISSES ME OFF MORE when you humps put frozen SWAN BODIES on my table. YEA, BUT I AM GETTING FREE DRINKS HERE...FUCK THAT....GIVE ME A GOOD SPREAD ON MY BUN !!!!
And if you DINER my ass, I am going nuts. None of that square butter shit between two pieces of wax paper. THATS NOT REAL BUTTER MAN. My Friend, Benny Benac. He worked in a diner in Anchorage and he told me so. Now he was gored by Moose in an alley but he knew BUTTER
So, I need about 1500 SHELL SHAPES. Can you hook a brother up...
AND DONT MAIL THEM TO ME... Its 150 degrees here in Florida. MORON !
Now get on it....maybe have MOBKEEPER put down the big pitcher of water to help you
BYE LADIES !!!!