Me and my brother were in a bar one night watching a game and these asshole cowboy fans were next to us.. As the night wore on they became more obnoxious.. Well it was there turn at the pool table and while they were playing my brother grabbed there pitcher of beer that they left on the bar and proceeded to lower it below the bar and piss right in it.. I almost couldnt contain myself when they came back and poured each other another round.. The look on there faces when they took a drink was memorable..they ended up drinking the rest of the pitcher.. To this day I never leave my drink unattended......
I love a good out door pee. You get to air out the equipment, maybe get some sunshine on it if it's a day pee. You can play with you pee of course. Pee on an ant or target practice on a bush or a flower. Every man should pee outdoors once a week I think. That's how we used to do it when we had to kill for our food.
I am partial to the occasional out-door piss - although, I cant remember the last time I actually did it sober (except when I was fishing, but that doesn't really count!).
Apparantly if you get caught "urinating in public" it can be an £80 on the spot fine -at least thats what the last copper who caught me told me anyway! Luckily he seemed to take pity on me and let me off with a warning.
The best story I ever heard though about pissing in an inppropriate place belongs to a mate of mine who managed to drunkenly wander into his mothers room one night and pissed over her bed...and the worst part was that she was in it at the time
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Apparantly if you get caught "urinating in public" it can be an £80 on the spot fine -at least thats what the last copper who caught me told me anyway! Luckily he seemed to take pity on me and let me off with a warning.
The best story I ever heard though about pissing in an inppropriate place belongs to a mate of mine who managed to drunkenly wander into his mothers room one night and pissed over her bed...and the worst part was that she was in it at the time
hno:
