I'm an older son of a bitch (not as old as Old Man Ted) though! (is anybody)? I've got hair coming out of places that are supposed to be used for Hearing and seeing, noises and smells seem to originate from a new body part each day, but hey thats part of aging! Needless to say the chances of me getting any skin from any relative young slut are simply, well let me put it this way; "You have a better chance seeing GOD than seeing me nail a young Trophy"
So whats the point of this thread, If that no good piece of shit, scab Paris Hilton were to throw herself at me I would turn that bitch down. I fucking hate her with a passion, everyday its another crotch shot, then I saw her doghouse over at the "Drunken Stepfather website" i HATE HER i, I hate her, I hate her! Enough already, I am done, but just in case let me just say this "I hate her"
Have a good day all of you RR degenerates!
Regards;
The Capt~
