Maryann was doing Ginger. They only teased the guys to let them know they can't get in on the hot lesbo action and "I'm having more fun than you". Typical hot females.
Gilligan + Skipper = Two depressed guys who really only had each other to have any intimate conversation with and try and sort out life's problems. They were'nt gay. Gilligan might have got lucky once, but I even would'nt bet on it with reduced juice.
Mr.Howell = Too drunk to get it up. Mrs. Howell = "I'm so happy to be married to a rich guy" So she did'nt care about the facts that he could'nt get it up and was wasted 24-7. They were republicans before republicans were really republicans.
Proffesor = Too enamored with his own intelligence to give a shit about anything other than just maintaining that he knows more than everyone else and he's smarter than everyone else. He could get laid if wanted too, but he's "too sexy for his cat"
The truth is they were all stupid as hell to be on a boat like that and that far out when the weather was going to be like the way it was.
But it was a good show, and I think I have seen every episode 2-3 times