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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oren1:
dayumn, why you hatin' bro?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

More words of wisdom from Oren. No dude your not Poop Dogg, i know you was framed.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oren1:
Not a lot of you know this, but before I had a sex change operation to become a woman, I had a sex change operation to become a man.
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Dude, i need to get help! Here's what happened:

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FEMALE SURGEON TAKES HUSBAND’S PENIS AS HER OWN


In a bizarre gender twist, a female surgeon cut off her husband’s penis and attached it to herself.

Dr. Oren Reiter, 38, removed the organ from her consenting husband. As she had previously removed her own clitoris, she then proceeded, with the help of another surgeon, to attach the penis to herself.

She is currently working to attach her clitoral nerves to the penis and is expecting to achieve erectile ability, though she concedes that additional testosterone may be necessary.

“My husband, Raiders, and I wanted me to have both the penis and the vagina in our relationship,” Oren said. “We wanted me to be the penetrator. When I want to be penetrated, he will strap on a replica of his former penis and then enter me.”

Her husband, Raiders, says he now enjoys performing both cunnilingus and fellatio on his wife.

“It’s strange to be sucking what was once my own penis,” he said. “Marjorie says I do it very well, and I should: I used to own it!”

Dr. Oren Reiter has also connected her urethra to the one in the penis. Her goal is “to pee standing while my husband pees sitting.”

The doctor will soon attach her clitoris, now in frozen storage, to her husband so that he will be able to climax when she rubs her penis on it.

But the strangest twist to this ignorant story was yet to come. Raiders became jealous when Oren began blowing Joeybagacrap. Raiders took a knive while Oren slept and sliced one inch off Oren's two inch penis. It took Oren six months to notice. And even then it took a confession from Raiders for Oren to see that he had been cut in half.


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Oren, thats a sad, weird, sick story. Good luck!
 
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you are one origional, ah shit, ORIGINAL (thanks for clearin that up bro
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) dude, gamblingislife. man taking these quotes of shit I said and changing the words never gets old, I'm tellin ya, you are a genius. Ever consider giving up the crack-head criminal life-style and going into comedy?
 

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Aren't you posting pics and talking about guys with sheep and other farm animals? Uh i was doing that to Raiders months ago. Your such an original thinker. Everything your doing now is what i did to Raiders. Except i never ghost posted and kissed my own ass. Way to go Einstein.
 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> gamblingislife

I am the Walrus g'goo goo g'joob
posted June 27, 2004 03:45 AM
Aren't you posting pics of me with sheep and other farm animals? Uh i was doing that in the privacy of my own home months ago. Your such an asshole, leave me alone. Everything your accusing me of doing is invading my right to privacy. i never ghost posted and kissed my own ass, I've got urstupid123 to lick my ass why would I need a ghost to give me props. Leave me and my sheep alone Oren1.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oren1:
I'm an origional, I have a ghost named Dillrod who tells me i'm the king of comedy. And my other ghost Poop Dogg talks smart like a black man from the ghetto. Top that! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've come round on you Oren, your the next Einstein.
 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oren1:
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Thats the smartest thing you've typed all night.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gamblingislife:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oren1:
Not a lot of you know this, but before I had a sex change operation to become a woman, I had a sex change operation to become a man.
icon_eek.gif
Dude, i need to get help! Here's what happened:

PENECTOMY NEWS DIGEST, VOLUME 2

Penis-cutting news from around the world


FEMALE SURGEON TAKES HUSBAND’S PENIS AS HER OWN


In a bizarre gender twist, a female surgeon cut off her husband’s penis and attached it to herself.

Dr. Oren Reiter, 38, removed the organ from her consenting husband. As she had previously removed her own clitoris, she then proceeded, with the help of another surgeon, to attach the penis to herself.

She is currently working to attach her clitoral nerves to the penis and is expecting to achieve erectile ability, though she concedes that additional testosterone may be necessary.

“My husband, Raiders, and I wanted me to have both the penis and the vagina in our relationship,” Oren said. “We wanted me to be the penetrator. When I want to be penetrated, he will strap on a replica of his former penis and then enter me.”

Her husband, Raiders, says he now enjoys performing both cunnilingus and fellatio on his wife.

“It’s strange to be sucking what was once my own penis,” he said. “Marjorie says I do it very well, and I should: I used to own it!”

Dr. Oren Reiter has also connected her urethra to the one in the penis. Her goal is “to pee standing while my husband pees sitting.”

The doctor will soon attach her clitoris, now in frozen storage, to her husband so that he will be able to climax when she rubs her penis on it.

But the strangest twist to this ignorant story was yet to come. Raiders became jealous when Oren began blowing Joeybagacrap. Raiders took a knive while Oren slept and sliced one inch off Oren's two inch penis. It took Oren six months to notice. And even then it took a confession from Raiders for Oren to see that he had been cut in half.


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Oren, thats a sad, weird, sick story. Good luck!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I knew Oren was popular in the rubber room, but damn the boy has now hit the newswires.
Also, Oren, why you moving in with a guy without cable? You guys making your own movies?
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SHACK:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gamblingislife:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oren1:
Not a lot of you know this, but before I had a sex change operation to become a woman, I had a sex change operation to become a man.
icon_eek.gif
Dude, i need to get help! Here's what happened:

PENECTOMY NEWS DIGEST, VOLUME 2

Penis-cutting news from around the world


FEMALE SURGEON TAKES HUSBAND’S PENIS AS HER OWN


In a bizarre gender twist, a female surgeon cut off her husband’s penis and attached it to herself.

Dr. Oren Reiter, 38, removed the organ from her consenting husband. As she had previously removed her own clitoris, she then proceeded, with the help of another surgeon, to attach the penis to herself.

She is currently working to attach her clitoral nerves to the penis and is expecting to achieve erectile ability, though she concedes that additional testosterone may be necessary.

“My husband, Raiders, and I wanted me to have both the penis and the vagina in our relationship,” Oren said. “We wanted me to be the penetrator. When I want to be penetrated, he will strap on a replica of his former penis and then enter me.”

Her husband, Raiders, says he now enjoys performing both cunnilingus and fellatio on his wife.

“It’s strange to be sucking what was once my own penis,” he said. “Marjorie says I do it very well, and I should: I used to own it!”

Dr. Oren Reiter has also connected her urethra to the one in the penis. Her goal is “to pee standing while my husband pees sitting.”

The doctor will soon attach her clitoris, now in frozen storage, to her husband so that he will be able to climax when she rubs her penis on it.

But the strangest twist to this ignorant story was yet to come. Raiders became jealous when Oren began blowing Joeybagacrap. Raiders took a knive while Oren slept and sliced one inch off Oren's two inch penis. It took Oren six months to notice. And even then it took a confession from Raiders for Oren to see that he had been cut in half.


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Oren, thats a sad, weird, sick story. Good luck!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I knew Oren was popular in the rubber room, but damn the boy has now hit the newswires.
Also, Oren, why you moving in with a guy without cable? You guys making your own movies?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Indeed.
 

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