<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SHACK:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gamblingislife:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oren1:
Not a lot of you know this, but before I had a sex change operation to become a woman, I had a sex change operation to become a man.
Dude, i need to get help! Here's what happened:
PENECTOMY NEWS DIGEST, VOLUME 2
Penis-cutting news from around the world
FEMALE SURGEON TAKES HUSBAND’S PENIS AS HER OWN
In a bizarre gender twist, a female surgeon cut off her husband’s penis and attached it to herself.
Dr. Oren Reiter, 38, removed the organ from her consenting husband. As she had previously removed her own clitoris, she then proceeded, with the help of another surgeon, to attach the penis to herself.
She is currently working to attach her clitoral nerves to the penis and is expecting to achieve erectile ability, though she concedes that additional testosterone may be necessary.
“My husband, Raiders, and I wanted me to have both the penis and the vagina in our relationship,” Oren said. “We wanted me to be the penetrator. When I want to be penetrated, he will strap on a replica of his former penis and then enter me.”
Her husband, Raiders, says he now enjoys performing both cunnilingus and fellatio on his wife.
“It’s strange to be sucking what was once my own penis,” he said. “Marjorie says I do it very well, and I should: I used to own it!”
Dr. Oren Reiter has also connected her urethra to the one in the penis. Her goal is “to pee standing while my husband pees sitting.”
The doctor will soon attach her clitoris, now in frozen storage, to her husband so that he will be able to climax when she rubs her penis on it.
But the strangest twist to this ignorant story was yet to come. Raiders became jealous when Oren began blowing Joeybagacrap. Raiders took a knive while Oren slept and sliced one inch off Oren's two inch penis. It took Oren six months to notice. And even then it took a confession from Raiders for Oren to see that he had been cut in half.
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Oren, thats a sad, weird, sick story. Good luck!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I knew Oren was popular in the rubber room, but damn the boy has now hit the newswires.
Also, Oren, why you moving in with a guy without cable? You guys making your own movies?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Indeed.