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<TABLE class=tborder style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=thead colSpan=2>05-04-2008 10:23 PM</TD></TR><TR title="Post 5349871" vAlign=top><TD class=alt1 align=middle width=125>Betting Food Stamps</TD><TD class=alt2>Quote:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by GreenDoberman
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doing a WVU impersonation? </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Ha, not at all. post #25 looked just like post #24 so i figured it wasn redundant.
If anything, I thought I would make myself look more like King Fucktard (which is a crown I'd wear proudly you bitches).
I didn't want anyone thinking mods had deleted some heinous shit, hence the edit wording.
Sadly, nothing sinister there. But there are plenty of other juicy rumors to shat upon if that is your preference.
 

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WVU is a damn good guy and you would enjoy hanging out with him. You two (that is if your the ghost of the poster I'm convinced you are) would have a blast.
He's top-notch.:103631605
 

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WVU is a damn good guy and you would enjoy hanging out with him. You two (that is if your the ghost of the poster I'm convinced you are) would have a blast.
He's top-notch.:103631605

haha hope you have seen this person, then at the bash this year you shall see i am not him. Not a ghost of anyone and will definitely be at the bash. :103631605
 

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Met him and hope to meet you as well(again). Don't speak that highly of those I haven't met, as they are usually full of shit.
 

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SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) ― Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.

"I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.

The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn't plan on needing it anytime soon, though.

He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin -- designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue -- with ice and his favorite brew.

"Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?" said Bramanti's daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42.

Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home in Chicago Heights, and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights designed the beer can.


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SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) ― Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.

"I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.

The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn't plan on needing it anytime soon, though.

He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin -- designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue -- with ice and his favorite brew.

"Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?" said Bramanti's daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42.

Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home in Chicago Heights, and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights designed the beer can.





Good old Uncle Bill...of course I don't wish him any "untimely" death, but I am named in the will to receive his bottle cap collection.



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<TABLE class=tborder style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=thead colSpan=2>05-04-2008 10:23 PM</TD></TR><TR title="Post 5349871" vAlign=top><TD class=alt1 align=middle width=125>Betting Food Stamps</TD><TD class=alt2>Quote:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by GreenDoberman
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doing a WVU impersonation?
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Ha, not at all. post #25 looked just like post #24 so i figured it wasn redundant.
If anything, I thought I would make myself look more like King Fucktard (which is a crown I'd wear proudly you bitches).
I didn't want anyone thinking mods had deleted some heinous shit, hence the edit wording.
Sadly, nothing sinister there. But there are plenty of other juicy rumors to shat upon if that is your preference.
Going to be hard to top this fucktard!!

I think this makes me the king of fucktards....

look at this betting ticket, it will be a long time before you will overtake me as king fucktard after you see this:


unlike fake tickets posted here daily, this my friends is legit...


<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD>Wager Type:</TD><TD>Trifecta</TD></TR><TR><TD>Wager Status:</TD><TD>Win</TD></TR><TR><TD>Risk / To Win Amount:</TD><TD>2.00 / (USD) Accepted 5/3/2008 5:32 PM - EST</TD></TR><TR><TD>Amount Paid: </TD><TD>100.00</TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD></TR><TR><TD>Outcome:</TD><TD>Win <TR><TD>Desc:</TD><TD>5/3/2008 Churchill Downs Race #10</TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD><TD>20 Big Brown to Win</TD></TR><TR><TD>Outcome:</TD><TD>Win <TR><TD>Desc:</TD><TD>5/3/2008 Churchill Downs Race #10</TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD><TD>5 Eight Belles to Place</TD></TR><TR><TD>Outcome:</TD><TD>Win <TR><TD>Desc:</TD><TD>5/3/2008 Churchill Downs Race #10</TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD><TD>16 Denis of Cork to Show</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>




Churchill Downs, 10th Race - May 3, 2008 <TABLE class=tablehead cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=stathead><TD colSpan=5>$2,000,000 Kentucky Derby (G1)</TD></TR><TR class=colhead vAlign=top><TD width=30>Pgm</TD><TD>Horse</TD><TD width=40>Win</TD><TD width=40>Place</TD><TD width=40>Show</TD></TR><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD width=30>20</TD><TD>Big Brown</TD><TD width=40>6.80</TD><TD width=40>5.00</TD><TD width=40>4.80</TD></TR><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD width=30>5</TD><TD>Eight Belles</TD><TD width=40></TD><TD width=40>10.60</TD><TD width=40>6.40</TD></TR><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD width=30>16</TD><TD>Denis of Cork</TD><TD width=40></TD><TD width=40></TD><TD width=40>11.60</TD></TR><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD width=30></TD><TD colSpan=4>Finish Time: 2:01.82

Also ran (in order of finish): Tale of Ekati, Recapturetheglory, Colonel John, Anak Nakal, Pyro, Cowboy Cal, Z Fortune, Smooth Air, Visionaire, Court Vision, Z Humor, Cool Coal Man, Bob Black Jack, Gayego, Big Truck, Adriano and Monba

Winning Trainer: Dutrow Richard E Jr - Owner: IEAH Stables Michael A. Iavarone and Paul P. Pompa, Jr.

$2 Exacta (20-5) Paid $141.60
$2 Trifecta (20-5-16) Paid $3,445.60
$2 Superfecta (20-5-16-2) Paid $58,737.80
$2 Daily Double (OAKS/DERBY DOUBLE 8-20) Paid $37.80
$2 Future Wager (POOL 1 - 24) Paid $8.60
$2 Future Wager (POOL 2 - 24) Paid $15.00
$2 Future Wager (POOL 3 - 3) Paid $8.60</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

so I hit the trifecta and collected a sweet $100 instead of the $3445.60

glad I bet that on-line!! only cost me $3345.60

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