Online Dating

[DegenerateDood1]

If a girl only has those angle shots she is a fatty. Always look at the arms, and fingers they are tell tale signs, and a husky voice, like deep voice. That is a man.


Here is a word of warning. I talked to this broad online before I went away for undergrad, she sent me hot pics of her, nudes,etc I thought I had a sweet catch to fuck when I came home on winter vacation. I come home she says she can met up(she was always stalling before), she arrived at my place and her FUCKING GUT WAS OVER THE STEERING WHEEL on here honda civil. I was like are you fucking kidding me? Naturally I let her blow me, but after that I never spoke to her again and it was sweet revenge.

 

[Dante]

I think fishhead back in his hayday and before billsey fan he might have dated a few from the net

 

[tkf18ny]

If a girl only has those angle shots she is a fatty. Always look at the arms, and fingers they are tell tale signs, and a husky voice, like deep voice. That is a man.


Here is a word of warning. I talked to this broad online before I went away for undergrad, she sent me hot pics of her, nudes,etc I thought I had a sweet catch to fuck when I came home on winter vacation. I come home she says she can met up(she was always stalling before), she arrived at my place and her FUCKING GUT WAS OVER THE STEERING WHEEL on here honda civil. I was like are you fucking kidding me? Naturally I let her blow me, but after that I never spoke to her again and it was sweet revenge.

yup angel shots 100%=wallrus
women love taking pics all the time when they do anything
if theyre sending pics from bullshit angels and nothing else its because they cant fit thru the doorway

 

[DegenerateDood1]

The ''Walrus Angle'' is a guarantee. Woman naturally, are easy to subdue if you can converse well with them and if your a loser just lie to them, atleast you'll get short term pussy.

 

[tkf18ny]

also a stone cold lock
if the ammount o f sex partners youve had come up they will answer 3 100% of the time
every single woman online has only been with 3 guys lmao

 

[DegenerateDood1]

LOL or they go.. well how many have you been with and then your like 10.. oh well.. I've been with 8.

Good assumption you can fuck the chick is if she smokes, me and this tk got to meet up we would be railing chicks like caligula

 

[JohnnyB]

LOL or they go.. well how many have you been with and then your like 10.. oh well.. I've been with 8.

Good assumption you can fuck the chick is if she smokes, me and this tk got to meet up we would be railing chicks like caligula

Girls who smoke definitely seem to be bigger whores. Never tried meeting any online though...

 

[DegenerateDood1]

I look for these clues.. I'll admit I've fucked alot of girls and I'm like a cheetah on the prowl when it came to women.

These are tell-tale signs..

Nose Ring
Smoke
Daddy Issues
Broke Home Mom or Dad
If they mention they've cheated before but it was just kissing and they have a bf.

 

[tkf18ny]

Daddy Issues
Broke Home Mom or Dad

these 2 are the best

 

[DegenerateDood1]

Women especially younger women 18-21 can be persuaded to do anything, if they are lonely or have the daddy issue. You gotta coax em, this will make you better,feel better, in the long term you'll be happier blah blah. It is much easier than spending 50 bucks on some drinks at the bar and pounding some rotten crotch. I recommend any dude to try this on myspace, you'll get laid tops within a week, if your bald wear a hat, if your fat wear a coat, but you'll get laid. I guarantee it.

 

[DegenerateDood1]

We're all gambler here and look for an edge, well this is an edge, same with poker players, you know how to spot the weakness, the eyes, body language, if a person says no or yes, if the honesty is there. Women have all these tales, and the thing is to use it against em. Now this isn't about dating women, this is just about banging em, which is what most guys should do, getting married I realize is fucking dumb if I do that, and I'm young.

 

[tkf18ny]

also dont waste your time
i went out with this one chick who was actually pretty hot, very smart but kinda boring
the 3rd time we go out (i am not used to waiting this long but i really wanted to pound her) were messing around she starts playing with my **** when she comes up with this beauty:
"I dont give head its degrading to women"

I told her " i cant make you do anything that you don't want to now get the fuck out of my house"

Im not religious but if there is a god its a man and i was rewarded by meeting the 18 year old within 2 weeks

 

[DegenerateDood1]

Yeah the women who wont give head are the ''modern'' feminist type.. they are nothing but trouble.Fuck hem.

 

[tkf18ny]

Yeah the women who wont give head are the ''modern'' feminist type.. they are nothing but trouble.Fuck hem.

exactly i probably could have played it off and fucked her but there is no way a chick that wont suck dick is any good in bed

 

[DegenerateDood1]

''hey you i was browsing people and came across you n felt like checkin out your profile, i'm up to meeting new faces so hit me back if you'd like to talk, n just wanted to let you know your a good lookin guy ''


Some broad just messaged me, looks like shes cold messaging looking for diiiiick!

 

[tkf18ny]

''hey you i was browsing people and came across you n felt like checkin out your profile, i'm up to meeting new faces so hit me back if you'd like to talk, n just wanted to let you know your a good lookin guy ''


Some broad just messaged me, looks like shes cold messaging looking for diiiiick!

wear a rubber

 

[3peet]

its hit n miss. my last 4 dates were from online sites. In the end I did find someone really really cool. She's pretty, great personality, professional, and a sports guru!!

I can testify it works.

 

[DegenerateDood1]

lol this girl is a fucking fatty. I swear fatties and black girls chickenhawk on my ass.

 

[DegenerateDood1]

WOW she sent me a pic of her .. See dude this shit is easy.

 

[tkf18ny]

lol it was even better a few years ago when there wasnt so much spam