One hour from Tulsa. Who's watching?

[StevieRay]

You would think a Major Headliner like POTUS could attract some power Opening Acts

So far it's been Don Jr, his mistress KG, EricT&Lara and of course the chart-toppers Diamond&Silk

Pence up now and after he completes his clearing a mirror-load of snorted Adderall - The President of The United States!!

Didnt u talk all this 4 years ago? Under a different name?

 

[BuzzKill]

Risky, high population rallies not needed when you're leading nationally by double digits

Very true Sgt, plus the Fire Department will only allow 17 people in Joe's basement.

 

[SgtLanquel]

now to the best part...breaking down the lies

Four in the first two minutes alone

Now taking credit for crushing the rebellion across America’s fruited plain, except for Seattle. This began as a campaign speech, but now he’s off script and it’s all over the place.

 

[REDEYE]

Risky, high population rallies not needed when you're leading nationally by double digits

Yawn

 

[SgtLanquel]

“Mindianapolis?”

 

[SgtLanquel]

Tiny now taking credit for a massive China shut down* in late January, “months before anyone else” and saving hundreds of thousands of lives. The locals are eating it up. He’s now onto ventilators. Full grievance mode engaged.

*The ban on travel from China was not 100%....Over 40,000 people flew into USA after Tiny's lame exec order on Jan 29

 

[mango]

MAGA = Missing Audience Go-away Asshat!

 

[SgtLanquel]

Tiny literally just said: I told my people to slow down the testing

 

[SgtLanquel]

Able to sell out the BOK Arena:

A now defunct Tulsa Shock team that went on to post a 6-28 record.

Unable to sell out the BOK Arena:

Donald J. Trump https://t.co/F6YFQy1VtX

 

[SgtLanquel]

Some strong play by play here:

Saunters to the stage soaking up the crowd love like the world's neediest bar sponge.

His face is typical rallyesque: newly spray-tanned. Orange as a plastic pumpkin save for the piglet-pink orbits around his eyes.

He looks like a kindergartner colored him in with crayons.

 

[DogDaze]

God Bless you M,well said,of course I will be watching,I love President Trump,he will fire up the people tonight! FUCK You Mango,Fuck You Mob,Fuck You Sgt!!

Is it really that hard to use the space bar after punctuation? You are like the offshore people I work with on a daily basis. At least they have an excuse.

 

[SgtLanquel]

and

Trump rambles through some fake stats about his approval and accomplishments. The crowd is just cheering by rote.

This is professional wrestling with only one wrestler.

I've watched a bunch of these. In the early days, they bristled with an angry, dangerous undercurrent...Now, they're just spectacles. A garish roller derby with only one skater.

People come to hear the applause lines and cheer.

It's Chuck E. Cheese for adults.

One animatronic popinjay minus the jug band. https://t.co/l6ChRVb0ZS

 

[SmallDaddy]

Note to self....gotta bus in more people next time

 

[SgtLanquel]

It is like watching your drunken, racist uncle stumble up to the open mic on Slam Poetry Night at the Cracker Barrel.

If he has prepared remarks on the prompter, he isn't relying on them.

He's in full Free Willy mode. Wailing away at language like he's mad at it.

 

[SgtLanquel]

This is a sad spectacle.

Trump is so desperately needy, so broken, he NEEDS these events the way an electric car needs a charge.

He prompts the crowd to clap for him "You're so lucky I'm President."

It's a Jeb-ian "Please clap."

Yet, he soaks it up as if it is real.

 

[SgtLanquel]

And when he is in this place of desperate, bottomless need, he always stays nearly entirely off script.

He desperately needs to feel like the crowd is loving HIM.

And that leads to an insane, prattling, drunken stumble that doesn't even resemble adult thought or speech.

 

[DogDaze]

Didnt u talk all this 4 years ago? Under a different name?

You are literally one of the dumbest, most useless fucks on this forum. Period. You provide nothing of value whatsover.
All you say is, "golf courses are packed, beaches are packed," etc.,
Of course they are.
Florida is fucking this up worse than anyone.

You seem like a good guy, but you are a dumb fuck.

 

[SgtLanquel]

wow...he is having a public tantrum in face of his most ardent cultists:

“You are so lucky I am president, that’s all I can tell you“ as he throws up his hands and walks around in a circle in disgust for a moment.

 

[PatsFan1283]

Lanquel you still seem on the fence about whether you support Trump or not, what gives?

 

[Bozzie]

Tough guy drinks water then tosses the glass... Hey cowboy..funny shit.