Old Rolling Rock System (Letterman) for 7 team Parlay

[ML Dog]

Illinois fuckin' SUCKS ON THE ROAD.

I mean if you wanna know how actually bad Illinois sucks on the Road the numbers are out there. I could put those numbers here but what would that accomplish? To validate that Illinois really really sucks On The Road? They do. It wouldn't provide evidence that they are gonna suck this time North Carolina managed to lose to South Carolina to open they year you know they are still pissed. Their whole Season got Fucked that night in a game they should have won and now here they are versus a Team that wholly Sucks on The Road.

What the fuck you THINK is gonna happen?

(Plus I got MAJOR Homie Play Square Ass Loser GARANFUCKINTEE Illini cover on this so its Golden and we should prolly keep this play)

Fighting Fucking Illini to lose the fucking fight and not cover.



North Carolina -7/-9.5 -107/-9 -110/-10 -105


Holy Shit though. Really its gone from -7 to -9.5 and 10?

Do we wanna push Double Digits on UNC?

 

[ML Dog]

How many is that now?

we need 13.

 

[ML Dog]

Tampa Bay is still sitting +10/+10.5 and even a whole 11 in one place so Thank God we don't have to deal with it in this System.

Double Digit (DD) Points are not to be laid under any circumstance period. DD Faves are excluded immediately from consideration but actually sneaking up on to me like a soul less thief in the night is the fact that DD Dogs in a Divisional Game are Auto Plays.


Fuck You Herman.




He would appreciate that, trust me.

Winston is gonna get slaughtered in this game.


you see that O-Line against Titans?





NawLinz hosting tampa fucking bay no play

 

[ML Dog]

For my ChiTown Krewe and I know you are many Arizona Cardinals coming your way.

The Cardinals just One Solid Hit on Palmer away from floundering yet again its really that simple.

If it don't get delivered here it will. It always has. Who the fuck are we trying to fool AZ?

As though Carson has done any one single thing since his Rookie Year and yeah....beefed up the O-Line as you have but this is DA BEARS

at Home off yet another Divisional Slaughter vs. Green Bay.


Palmer's "career" might officially come to a close here.

BEARS

wait Holy Shit I'm fuckin' this up. This is not The Square Play.Square Play is Cardinals.

Giving only 1.5 at hapless Bears cuz cardinals got defense and no real square would ever bet money on Jay Cutler to win any thing let alone a football game.

AZ CARDS -1.5/-2 -105/-1.5 -110/-2 -110
Square Play is on AZ to cover against Bears. To beat the Bears by more than 2...basically....per the lines ATM.

refute that ya'll. Shouldn't be hard to go out and find out why THAT don't happen. Thus we totally leave behind this Play and back Bears in this spot.


Or we just "No Play" it which'd kinda be my preference but not wholly cuz this seems easy.

 

[ML Dog]

Rolling Rock System requires, if one chooses to head out into The Real World and seek The Answers, that all discussion be directed solely to discussion of the games.

No talking about people's jobs, their kids, their hobbies or their Dreams & Asparations in Life or any thing whatsoever not having to do with the Goal: arriving at firm selections of ATS Sides in the games.

An Absolute requirement of This System is that any and all conversations entered into be directed solely to the discussion of the games with the most desired goal being a focus upon one game rather than a skewed view upon the entire slate.


Example: a guy tries to ask: "Why are you asking me?" or "Are you Drunk?" (or any question/conversation that does not have to do with The Games) your response must be: 'What do you think about The Steelers covering 6 at Home against The Niners?' or that involving another of the games.


If resistance is encountered, if they hesitate in the slightest to attempt to converse about anything else you must politely exit the conversation and walk away ASAP.


Subsection of the system (developed by Herman's Son George in 1999) is to post a Thread such as this one requesting input on the games from The Internet so please, help this work.

How much would it hurt to cash a 7 Team Parlay?

Would it really be that bad of a thing? I know some Sharp Players here don't play Parlays but still you could come down from your Throne long enough to allow a bit of the Light gifted you (and yes, that I realize you work hard to have) unto me, The Dullard, and if you did?


Oh LORD The Gifts....


what you've got thus far?



Pale by Comparison.

 

[ML Dog]

Off the mothra fuggin wall not that any wall would desire intercourse with a huge fucking MOTH but just that as illustration of how far from expected THIS OF THEE THIRTEEN was...

pretending that any of ya'll air bettors are paying attention anyways as time goes by....


Time that we could be pooling our collective knowledge & instincts about FOOTBALL to Grouply make money but ya'll remain silent

Ball Fucking State - 5.5.

Now I know Ball State is gonna whoop their ass. I mean....its Ball Fuckin STATE. They've got BALL in their FUCKIN' NAME. Its like, within their fuckin' name. The Word "Ball". So they're gonna come to Ypsilanti (and, like, wtf kinda word is that?) and what do you expect they will do?

They'll probably Ball.

Don't you think?

Square brain Don't Think.

Square Brain seen EMU slaughter Wyfuckingoming and Hold Court the week before that as well to be 2-0 ATS 2-0 SU 2-0 in whatever the FUCK way you choose to break it down.

After 2 games.

Now with Confidence at home?

And with the WORLD saying they ain't really SHIT? That Ball Fuckin' STATE is gonna come into their house AND BEAT THEM BY AT LEAST SIX??!!??!!
KEY here is though that EMU has No Defense. Pretty Much if a team gets the football they are gonna score. Unless they are Wyoming but really...

...has Wyoming ever scored points? I mean, like, more than 13 in a game?

Ever?

My own Personal Opinion is that this game sucks. I hope EMU can do it, go to 3-0 and own their Home cuz if they do the Sky is The Limit but pretty much everyone is saying that Ball State is gonna whup their ass.

Square just follows the Bellowing Herd cuz He has no fuckin' courage he is a coward at his depth at the very core of his being gutless, crying constantly begging for salvation from a prison he'd easily escape from if he would just put one foot out in the direction of finding out the answers for himself so Square chooses
BALL FUCKING STATE -5.5 /-5 -102/-5-105/-5.5 -110


when will we ever learn?

Lets TRY try TRY to evolve.

Shall we?

 

[ML Dog]

Ok so what have we got thus far?

Remember. You Guys job is to find the one amongst these that will NOT COVER.

We want to eliminate The Losers.

These are however many of a total of 13 Games that will be posted well before Saturday.

We are aiming for a 7 Team Parlay.

All we need to do is whittle these 13 games down to the SEVEN STRONGEST then from those 7 decide what the correct side is to Win.

This worked before. There is no reason that it should not now.

Games we have thus far...I 'spect its about 7 total with another 6 to go for consideration......of what our Final 7 will be...

to come in the next post but right now I gotta pee.

 

[ML Dog]

OK so I peed and I'm back and heres the games we have thus far.

We are looking at these games in this light: "Am I totally positive that I am going to Win this game"

OR: "Aww nah I ain't really feelin' like this game is gonna get me there." Or in other words

"Damn this game could bring us DOWN thats a tuff damn (or stupid damn) game, fuck that."

so then we eliminate that game from play.

there are 13 games. Plenty. Be Chill.

If you understood The Force that could be Behind this....


how much His Spirit desired to Live and Gamble, things that you all take for granted every day


how that was taken away you'd cry without knowing you were going to


for the amazing gift you still have

to so so much with. Literally any thing that you want.



this won't always be

 

[ML Dog]

Dallas +5 /+5 -103/+5 -110/+5 -110 at Philadelphia

Ball State - 5.5 at Eastern Michigan

SF 49ers +6.5/+6-106/+6-105/+6-110

New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills PK/-1 -102/PK -125/PK -115

Nebraska +3.5 at Miami Hurricanes.


but we're buying Frisco up to +7.5 regardless even if the world ends remember

 

[ML Dog]

You need to identify which one of these ^^^^ would bring our Parlay down so that we don't Lose.

Do You Guys Understand?

I know theres been a lot of words and its hard for some of you.

Do you understand though?

Two of those games will win.

Which ones are the Losers?

Those are the ones we want to not put on the parlay.

 

[ML Dog]

Woops wait I forgot UNC...and the fuggin fighting illini......

North Carolina -7/-9.5 -107/-9 -110/-10 -105 at Home against Illinois Fighting Ilini

Nebraska +3.5/+3.5+104/+3 -105/+3 -115 at Miami Hurricanes. In Miami.

SF 49ers +6.5/+6-106/+6-105/+6-110. at Pittsburgh

New England PK/-1 -102/PK -125/PK -115 at Buffalo

Dallas +5 /+5 -103/+5 -110/+5 -110 at NYGiants

South Carolina +17/+17 +105 (pinny)/+17 -105 (5Dimes)/+17 -110 at Georgia.

Ball State -6 @ Eastern Michigan EMU



Do you see what the immediate PROBLEM is with these?

They're all Square ass Love Plays and they are all also almost totally Visiting Teams.

Amazing Shit Man. Just by typing it out like this I can see how he maybe found the path to success versus the odds.

or at least how he managed to navigate around some of the pitfalls

Still prolly 2 or maybe even 3 of the above will cover.

Point of this tread is to ferret out which ones.

Again, this ain't fuckin' Rocket Science. You're Good at this stuff. Share and be Enriched by your Generosity.

Which of these Fool Ass Visitors ain't got a PRAYER of covering this line?

Could one of them actually be NEBRASKA?

 

[ML Dog]

Pretty much no matter the Line

U. C. L. A.

(Square Play...remember....refute it keep it of our Par so we can Cash.)

Brigham Young University.

UCLA.

UCLA -16/17 -110/-17 -110/-17 -110

 

[ML Dog]

Damn wait.

 

[ML Dog]

Oh My Lord.

I had no clue.


Go to 6:39 of this. Its literally amazing.

This shit will change your Life.

If not now eventually