Oh Sh*t! You need another parlay to save the day?

[RunMaker]

Early indications are excellent!

Stan shows up with a shave and a haircut!!! One of the most unkempt players on tour is Stan.... so this is a surprise. Did he get a hygiene technician? This can only be good news.

Meanwhile, Kyrgios shows up iwth a 3-colored haircut looking like a peacock.



Amazing thing about Kyrgios is that the bookies have priced him out of this world since beating Nadal a 1000 years ago... IMO. But after finally understanding the real Kyrgios, I can see him for the caliber of player he is; maybe made of the same mold as Tomic and Ryan Leaf.

Anyways, if Stanimal shows up with his game, Kyrgios goes down in 2.

 

[RunMaker]

*1-1

0-30
15-30 don't mess around Stan
15-40 dumb bitch


what a fuckign punk ass break. lazy fucking punk ass cocksucker Stan

that was fucking trash


great, fucking "early round tank loser" Stan has showed up.

this is fucking toast. have to win in 3 sets now. what a fuckign clown

 

[RunMaker]

*2-1 Kyr

0-15
15-15
15-30

15-40 that is Stanimal tennis. he should be thrashing Kyrgios like that if TrashCan Stan doesn't continue the match

30-40 disgusting



2-2 lucky net chord


this match up should be Stan thrashes Kyrgios..... hope TrashCan goes away

 

[RunMaker]

15-0
15-15 df

15-30 fucking garbage. wake up, Stan. jesus fuckign christ

30-30

30-40 oh dear Lord. good God. come the fuck on
dc

3-2


this matchup is all Stan. if he can knock the dust off, it's his easy win. if he plays like GrandSlam Stan, then he could string 5 straight games on this servebot

 

[RunMaker]

3-3

0-15
15-15
30-15
30-30 beating himself right now. out, out and out again

30-40 jesus christ

40-40 fucking WOW!! world class shot. that was ridiculous

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dc .... knocks it long again. oh boy

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4-3


kind of match where 1st set winner is prolly the clear winner

 

[RunMaker]

4-4

0-15 df. lol, come on, man
15-15
30-15 lucky. touched the line. almost another one long
40-15


5-4

 

[RunMaker]

5-4*

40-0
40-15

5-5


will need to win this 1S TB. if not, Kyrgios' positive attitude will pop out and he will raise his level.... and that will spell another Stan early round joke result

 

[RunMaker]

30-0
40-0


6-5


1st set winner takes all. ... TICK TOCK

 

[RunMaker]

0-15 lucky net chord

15-15 just in... fuck
30-15

40-15
40-30

6-6



LOTTERY TIME!!!

 

[RunMaker]

1-0 LUCKY ha ha

1-1 .... out again. come on, man.
1-2


2-2 monster serve by Stan

linesman calls it out again... ha ha... replay the fucking point

 

[RunMaker]

that might've set off Kyrgios

3-2

 

[RunMaker]

3-3 just fucking missed again... fucking christ. that could've done it and sent Kyr nutso
4-3 LUCKY ha ha


now drive it home!!!

 

[RunMaker]

4-4 DOUBLE FAULT FU CK YOU

but upon review... IN... ha ha lucky again. holy shit



5-3 ACE. ha ha. so much luck it's crazy
5-4.... out again. jesus fucking christ... could've had 6-3

 

[RunMaker]

5-5
6-5 .. super choke by Kyr. WOW! thank you

efectviely match point now!


6-6 FUCKING CHOKER!!! HE'S FUCKING GIVING YOU THE FUCKIGN MATCH!!!
7-6 .... procues MP #2


7-7 shit play
7-8.... Stan will fuckign lose now. fuckign choker


8-8 lucky again. ha ha. jesus christ
9-8 ... MP #3


FUCKING WOW!!

that was not tennis. that was luck

-550 live

 

[RunMaker]

7-6, *0-1

30-30
30-40
dc... amazing. net chord and bounces back onto Kyr's side. crazy. more luck

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1-1

 

[RunMaker]

2-2*

0-15
15-15
30-15 getting into more rallies. should be taking advantage, but isnt'
40-15

*2-3

 

[RunMaker]

30-15
30-30 out-spray

30-40 out-spray agian.. fucking christ



FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIGN CHOKING BITCH WARNRKDINA

FUCK

 

[RunMaker]

fucking choking loser

 

[RunMaker]

2-4*

40-0
40-30

*2-5

fucking choke. bitch ass Stan

 

[RunMaker]

7-6, 3-6, *0-0

15-0... not winning this mathc, IMO
30-0
30-15
30-30 choking from ahead.... fucking christ