Oh Sh*t! You need another parlay to save the day?

[RunMaker]

don't give a fuck about this fucking game

just want to bet on some fucking volleyball


:smoking:

 

[RunMaker]

2-1, top 8th

could bet on some fucking handball.... oddly enough, never fucking bet on handball in my life.

 

[RunMaker]

well, in the words of Marcus Aurelius... if volleyball is not available, then max bet some fucking HANDBALL!!!!


LMFAO!!!

8/11/15 12:51am

$275.00

$250.00

Pending

8/11/15 1:00am Handball Other Sports 406 Spain (U-19) -35½ -110* vs Venezuela (U-19)

KABOOM!!!

 

[RunMaker]

POW!!!

8/11/15 12:54am

$226.60

$206.00

Pending

8/11/15 1:00am Handball Other Sports 406 Spain (U-19) -35½ -110* vs Venezuela (U-19)

let me bet more. now, why 206 more? well, b/c a win makes 456 worth of profit.... or.... 4-5-6.

and that sounds good! cheersgif

 

[RunMaker]

meanwhile, Pads bottom 8th


1st and 2nd, 1 out

2-1 game


keep that shit in order, Pads. 4 or less or fucking blast it for 6 or more. don't fuck me over with some 5 run bullshit

 

[RunMaker]

top 9th we go

2-1 game.

haven't had a bullpen blow up on me in a long time..... and that's bad news. I'm due for some bullpen bullshit




face)(*^%


need 0 runs this top 9th.. or this is prolly a surefire loss

 

[RunMaker]

well, Cincy 4th worst run scoring team in NL.... just 5 runs from being the 2nd worst... and they can't swing the bat for shit recently

this SHOOOOOOOOOULD be a donut.... BUT... we shall see

 

[RunMaker]

2-1 win. aint nothing wrong with that. cheersgif


now to check on this handball bullshit


5-0 spain at 7:11

not sure what that means or if good or not.. live lines say -35.5... so guess that's decent

 

[RunMaker]

7-0 .... -37.5 live


7-1


can't find a stream for this shit

 

[RunMaker]

just got a feed

jesus christ. is this a fuckign sport?

fucing dodgeball for grown men?


8-2

 

[RunMaker]

8-3

they aint covering no fuckign 40-pt spread


fuckin busllshit

 

[RunMaker]

13-4, 20:00

14-4


-32.5

aint no way coverin this shit

 

[RunMaker]

19-4, 28:00

live is -32.5


:>(

 

[RunMaker]

fuckign cocksuckers

19-5
20-5

21-5

i think 30 min means halftime....


need to win 2nd half by 20.....

 

[RunMaker]

21-5, HT

live -33.5
live total 57.5



well, Ven gave up >30 in a half of each of their games. so if Spain dumps in 30+ in the 2H, then this will surely hit... b/c Ven hasn't scored 10 or more in a half yet.

going by the tables, I'd say Spain needs 38 to cover this..... but that doesn't jive cumulatively with the structured total


25-5
26-6

27-7
28-8

29-9
30-10


think odds here are slim. think Ven can be held to 8 or less.... but would need high pts by Spain. think they'll fall just short.... maybe win the half by 17 pts... for a 33 pt win

 

[RunMaker]

Spain needs 28*


just checked Spain's production... they don't produce a lot of pts


realistically, would need a 25-5 score in the 2nd..... very slim odds for sure.


2nd half line is -18.... but this scales like an NFL or tennis total


need some luck or a fuckign laydown by Venezuela.

 

[RunMaker]

well, might as well if some shit... since it's unlikely will win:

*	8/11/15 1:56am	Rolling If-Bet (Win Only) from ticket # if'd Djok -6
		$250.00	$100.00	Pending	8/11/15 1:30pm ATP Tennis 153 Viktor Troicki -250* vs Mikhail Youzhny
*	8/11/15 1:55am	Rolling If-Bet (Win Only) from ticket # if'd Thiem
		$280.00	$250.00*	Pending	8/11/15 2:30pm ATP Tennis 203 N.Djokovic Games Won -6 -112* vs T.Bellucci Games Won
*	8/11/15 1:54am	Rolling If-Bet (Win Only) from ticket # if'd Spain win 206
		$352.50	$250.00*	Pending	8/11/15 6:30pm ATP Tennis 118 Dominic Thiem -141* vs Ernests Gulbis

and oh shit!!! 7-0 in just 6 minutes in!!!


LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

 

[RunMaker]

8-0 .... LIVE -37.5


let's fucking go!!!!

GO GO GO!!

 

[RunMaker]

HOLY FUCK

9-0.... -38.5 live


38:00

 

[RunMaker]

can they outscore htem by 11 in next 21 minutes..... ???????




16-5 ..... that sounds reasonable