oh my god,, my wife bought tickets for US to go see the vagina monologues??? WTF?

[ML Dog]

Tell us how it goes Tate.

As Handicappers every single one of us fully knows this is not going to go well.


Not at all.

 

[ML Dog]

my wife went a few years ago with some female co-workers.
she said it was 90% female and of the men she said
about half of the men read positive on hey gaydar
(gay radar) internal app. of the remaining males, they
were with their dates or wives and many did NOT
look happy. the gay men did seem to enjoy the show more.
so if you go and like the show, then you should be
afraid, be very afraid.

Did she mention how many heterosexual males cursed with being within the audience took their own LIVES at some point within the performance? Like, probably within the first 8 minutes of the show?

 

[MattyMatt]

People actually need reassurance that pussy is the most powerful thing in the World. Who would've thunk it...

 

[Enfuego]

Tate, I thought you were gay for a long time.

 

[MattyMatt]

Tate, I thought you were gay for a long time.

Typical stereotype because he cuts women's hair? Go figure...

 

[Enfuego]

Typical stereotype because he cuts women's hair? Go figure...

Assumptions ��

 

[MattyMatt]

Assumptions ��

Question, that just got answered.

 

[Enfuego]

Question, that just got answered.

Posting style I guess.

 

[StevieRay]

Lol. Thread of the year. Haha

 

[ML Dog]

I'd go just get drunk as hell before

Now this here is a genuinely good suggestion.

If you do wind up getting forced to go just can't get out of going any way at all, you've tried everything and your Fate is Sealed

Start drinking heavily immediately.

For at least 6 hours prior to having to go. I mean BEER BONG capacity: 6 Twelve Ounce Beers or better yet one that can make it possible for you to Slam two (2) entire 40 oz. of Olde English (OE) Malt Liquor at once.

and, like, a Case of them 40 ounce OE's

or Mickey's. (Tastes better than OE)




Cheers to beefdiesel for this most excellent idea. :toast:

 

[Mr_Mark]

 

[tatehill2000]

hahaha,,, omygod! this thread is awsome!

no wayyyy am i going,,,

the one thing I failed to mention, is that my wife and I know the woman performing, she is a 70 year old/writer. very sweet, sigh,,, but well,, im sure you can imagine,, well,, let me say I DONT WANT TO IMAGINE her naked slapping the shit out of her pussy,,

Enfuego, your killing me man,, no not gay, straight,,

I think for her valentines gift, im gonna buy her a gift card to a nice restaurant, she can take 1 of her friends to, and they both can then go see the show,,

The show is on the 17th, so Im gonna just go get an early (GIFT) for her tomorrow, so she can plan it without me. lol jesus,,,