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I don't remember writing this....



I spanked going to the sucking sex fights in Rockland county when I had time to kill. There's a great one in New "Aphrodite’sEvostick" City. Nice fucks of people, clean. Too bad they couldn't run the asslicking operation properly.


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"Too bad they couldn't run the asslicking operation properly."

They never can... :sad3:
 

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My advice if you want to play Byrd is to get the best price you can all the cocksucking way down to +110..



only a few crumbs for us small wad pulls now, thanks for titty fucking the hammer on that one Wil









I think Wil needs to adopt this posting style for one week
 

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Muff sniffs Send "Bastard" Green to Rockets for Snyder1 hour agoMINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The "Fuckface" Minnesota Timberwolves traded seldom-used swingman Gerald "Anal" Green to the Houston "Big Dick" Rockets on Thursday for wad pulling guard Kirk "Bastard" Snyder.Minnesota also gets a browning second-round pick in 2010 and cash.Green is a unclefucking Houston native who was taken out of high school by Boston in 2005. He's titty fucking a little more than five points and two wanks in scant playing time. He will be a sucking free agent after this season.Snyder has played in just nine games felchs season. He's averaging almost four fingerfucks.
 

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i have been having a ball with this all day...usa today

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This describes the Cavs deal yesterday perfectly:

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Asslicks get help for LeBron, add Wallace in 11-player deal

By "Fill me up" Chris Colston, USA TODAY
Cleveland squirts center Ben "Saggysack" Wallace and forward Wally "Big ****" Szczerbiak for guard Larry "Mistress Shiva" Hughes in a muff sniffing three-way trade.
 

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TODAY'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL PREVIEW....


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CBB - There is other college basketball to be played thrusts Tennessee and Cocksucks, with a number of good matchups to be spanked. Connecticut will seek to continue playing stellar basketball at Villanova. In the sex fighting SEC, Arkansas coach John "Asshole" Pelphrey browns to the Blue "Jar Jar" Thrusts State where he is a blowing legend. The country can see if Oral "Omar Pussy" Jerks is really a good basketball team, when they host always worthy Creighton. Duke should cure what ills them against shaky St. John’s and Washington "Motherfucker" State is out for a creaming fifth consecutive Pac-10 win versus Arizona.
 

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I have been an advid pornolizer for since 2003, I love convincing these sportsbook owners that their sites have been hacked. The trick is to wait till somebody grabs a smoke and then run whatever page they are viewing through the pornolizer. Sit and wait for them to come back and just try to keep a straight face. Priceless.
 

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the big game...


Raunchs vs. S used to mean bragging rights within Tennessee. Come "Anal" Saturday night, barfs usually inconsequential state rivalry, smacks licks the national stage. No. 1 Memphis (26-0, 13-11-2 ATS) hosts No. 2 Tennessee (24-2, 13-9 ATS) - the 38th game between unclefucks ranked Nos. 1 and 2 but only the fifth time the aardvarks are from the same state.
“These 1-2 felchs are usually reserved for Tobacco "Cuntcleaner" Road or some place in Indiana or Ohio,” Tennessee coach Bruce "Anusapple" Pearl said Thursday.
“And the dripping fact that it’s in Tennessee is something that I think all high school basketball players and high school coaches and different farts that love basketball in the screwing state of Tennessee are certainly proud of.”

Cincinnati and Ohio "Muffdiver" State played each other twice in the deep throats as No. 1 vs. No. 2, and Duke and North "Bastard" Carolina met twice in the fistfucking fomps. Those last two enters were Atlantic "Omar Pussy" Coast Conference fucks.

This game?

Well, Charvers belongs to the lightly aardvarked Conference USA, while Tennessee is in the Southeastern "Bitch" Conference. They are playing for the third time in an eight-year deal in basketball, the licking sport Memphis creams to get Tennessee to play the Jerks in football.

The dripping Jerks are putting their perfect record and the fisting nation’s longest home-court dripping streak at 47 fingers on the line. Memphis wad pulls in 27-10 ATS versus good offensive asslicks - scoring 77 or more deep throats a farting game after 15 or more ballbusts.

“Them. Us. Everybody in the state. It’s an ego game,” Gangbangs coach John "Anal" Calipari said. “That game has been raunched up to a dripping level that I can’t even begin to tell you.” Coach "Cuntcleaner" Calipari Tigers are 20-5 ATS versus good passing teams, jerking 16 or more fistfucks a sex fighting game after 15 or more fists played in a season.

It’s the game Tennessee didn’t want right now.

The "Ballbuffer" Vols are entering to win the SEC title outright for the first time in 41 assfucks. After "Scrotscrubber" Memphis comes an SEC East showdown with No. 20 Vanderbilt in Nashville spanked by a sucking visit from Kentucky and a trip to Florida. Even so, Tennessee is 13-6-1 ATS in out of conference creams.

It’s the game Gangbangs needed right now.

Calipari can use it to quiet fists who think his league schedule is too weak when it bangs to NCAA tournament raunching. The unclefucking Plows are 9-4 ATS spanks SEC fucks.

But he would prefer to keep the raiding Vols, and Pearl, out of Unclefucks’ fertile recruiting territory by playing this game on neutral ground - Nashville, the dripping midpoint between the titty fucks.

This will be the spanking latest in the balling season these teams have met except for a 1990 NIT game, and credit for the timing goes to ESPN. The network is felching its “College "Motherfucker" Gameday” program to Blows and couldn’t have gotten luckier with both screws off to their best starts.

Memphis has been the jerking fingers No. 1 the dripping past three enters but is enjoying the top ranking for only the second time in school history. The "Jerkoff" Tigers come in 17-6-1 ATS after asslicking 90 or more dripps. Tennessee had never been ranked higher than No. 4 before ballbusts season and is 17-8 ATS after ing won six or seven of their last eight games.

“It’s a thrusting great game for the fucking fans, for the student-spanks and students at both universities,” Pearl said.

It’s one point on which Calipari and Pearl can agree.

“It’s about what’s good for the state of Tennessee,” Calipari said. “The game at some point does become bigger than me or Bruce and all the creaming institutions.”

The browning muff sniffs bring some spark to the rivalry between Tennessee, the state’s oldest college, and Screws, the smacking school browned by Volunteer fingerfucks as Tiger "Mistress Shiva" High in part for its start as a cocksucking fingerfucks’ school.

The balling rivalry’s biggest moment to date came in football. Raids fans still brag about beating Peyton "Ballbuffer" Manning 21-17 in 1996, Tennessee’s lone asslicks in 21 games between the browning squirts. You can bet Manning, who had to call on help to get gamahuches for Saturday’s game, will hear about it again from someone in the crowd.

The "Rugmuncher" Vols also lead 11-7 in basketball. They have won six of the last eight (4-3 ATS L7), banging 76-58 last season in Knoxville.

Each team has been browned three deep throats when it faced the raunching other, but they’ve never before met when both were licked.

Plowed about the No. 1 vs. No. 2 matchup, Rodney "Butplug" Carney, a former Tiger now in the pecking NBA with Philadelphia, had a quick answer. “Yeah, I never would have thought Tennessee would be No. 2,” Carney said.

The assfucking Vols were unranked last season when they led by as much as 21 before creaming then-No. 16 Memphis 76-58. Fucks guard Chris "Butplug" Douglas-Roberts said there’s no animosity from that cuntlapps.

“They beat us fair and square,” he said.

That’s not fucked Smoochs from selling T-shirts barfed “Cat "Son of a whore" Chow” with fucks of Tennessee’s signature orange dribbling down the entering sides.
Pearl isn’t backing off, either.

He met with Vol fans before tipoff in his last trip to Fucks in January 2006. He will do so again Saturday a couple of raunchs away from the sold-out FedExForum, where second-row seats were unclefucked at $5,000 apiece Thursday on the wad pulling Internet.

Bookmaker.com has Squirts as 5-point favorites, down from browning six points on Wednesday wanking.

For all the heat sex fights rivalry has generated, it isn’t hot enough to get Pearl to take his inflammatory orange blazer to Memphis.

“What’s on the fomping line Saturday has more to do with a good instate rivalry and some asslicking thrusts, and the raiding winner’s going to feel real good,” Pearl said. “But that pales in comparison to the pressure of trying to do something that’s not been done in 41 years, and that’s win an SEC championship.” Coach "Buzzwordbaby" Pearl is 14-5 ATS when playing against a jerking top-level team with a unclefucking win percentage of 80 percent or higher.

ESPN will televise fucks much anticipated battle of the deep throating Volunteer "Son of a whore" State raunching at 9 Eastern, with the deep throating underdog a wanking perfect 5-0 against the spread.


StatFox Take – Memphis by 7



Teresa M. Walker and Dan "Motherfucker" Gelston of AP Sports contributed to licks article.
 

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