Official Douche Bag Bracket Release Thread

[SkinsRaj28]

Wow, railbird-5 star bomb will be an epic battle. Think yesterday's Wimbledon final squared.

 

[Kruser6]

I like all of the guys in the tournament.

Dante1

:toast:

 

[Kruser6]

We'll definitely have to get some pre-game analysis. Some of the newer posters might not realize the true D-bag characteristics of some of these posters.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Bracketology breaks down the Cocksucker region:

Journeyman is the mid to early 90s Coach Shefski and Dookies of the tourney. Even though there are some strong contenders in the region, he should cruise to the final four a la PO69.

Levistep versus Identity has the potential to be the first dual men's and women's matchup at the same time. Will this gender-confused tilt have It's Pat from Saturday Night Live as the guest referee.

TeddyKGB, Doc Mercer, and Mr. Newlylotto should beat up on each other to face JourneyShefski in the regional finals.

Insiders not only drew a low 8 seed, but has to face the JourneyDookie dynasty in round 2.

 

[Buster]

7 JJ Gold
10 The Rod Father


FUCK ME RUNNIN DAMN

 

[GreenDoberman]

Bracketology looks at the Twat Region:

My strongest region of all. The Boston racist boy will have to step up his game with legendary douches like Alan Palmer, Kodiak, and WVU gunning for him.

There are some big-time young guns in this region with prom date theManEJ, the globetrotting raidermattk, and the rainbow crowd favorite Jake Thompson.

Testifying to the strength of this region is the 11-14 seeds, Gyno, Ego, Kimchee, and Madcapper. Any one of them could get hot and make a run.

I'm gonna play the chalk and predict the BeantownJim caricature can survive and advance.

 

[GreenDoberman]

TTP,
You have crunch99 listed twice.

 

[bookie]

Wow, railbird-5 star bomb will be an epic battle. Think yesterday's Wimbledon final squared.

:lolBIG::aktion033

 

[Timetopay]

Crunch 99 in the Twats Region will be replaced with

Dell Dude

 

[joeybagadonuts]

Bracketology looks at the Twat Region:

My strongest region of all. The Boston racist boy will have to step up his game with legendary douches like Alan Palmer, Kodiak, and WVU gunning for him.

There are some big-time young guns in this region with prom date theManEJ, the globetrotting raidermattk, and the rainbow crowd favorite Jake Thompson.

Testifying to the strength of this region is the 11-14 seeds, Gyno, Ego, Kimchee, and Madcapper. Any one of them could get hot and make a run.

I'm gonna play the chalk and predict the BeantownJim caricature can survive and advance.

good analysis, GD.

I'd have to go with Kodiak to scam and tout his way out of this VERY tough region. A "Madkosher" vs "Kody The Chalk" finale could be HUGE.

 

[HarryCaray]

7 Hognuts
10 Sal the Ital

Intriguing 1st round matchup...

 

[HarryCaray]

Bateman/PO69 in the Dickhead regional final may go to quintuple OT...

 

[HarryCaray]

Newlywed a SERIOUS threat as a 6 seed. Could easily be a 2 seed.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

I am unfamiliar with the douchebagery of some of the contestants. Perhaps we can get some commentary in the voting threads.

 

[festeringZit]

In a sick sort of way, this is one of the funniest threads I
have read in a long time.

 

[Buster]

can some genius on here make the bracket like they do in the paper? maybe just take one from a march madness post and erase the teams and put in these names

 

[GreenDoberman]

Was thinking the same thing Buster. I'm far too stupid to figure out how to do it though.

 

[Buster]

(1) North Carolina
(16) Mt. St. Mary's North Carolina North Carolina Washington State Washington State
(8) Indiana
(9) Arkansas Indiana
(5) Notre Dame
(12) George Mason George Mason Washington State
(4) Washington State
(13) Winthrop Washington State
(6) Oklahoma
(11) Saint Joseph's Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma
(3) Louisville
(14) Boise State Louisville
(7) Butler
(10) South Alabama Butler Tennessee
(2) Tennessee
(15) American Tennessee



(1) Kansas
(16) Portland State Kansas Kansas Clemson Wisconsin
(8) UNLV
(9) Kent State UNLV
(5) Clemson
(12) Villanova Clemson Clemson
(4) Vanderbilt
(13) Siena Vanderbilt
(6) USC
(11) Kansas State Kansas State Wisconsin Wisconsin
(3) Wisconsin
(14) Cal St. Fullerton Wisconsin
(7) Gonzaga
(10) Davidson Gonzaga Gonzaga
(2) Georgetown
(15) UMBC Georgetown

Wisconsin
Winner:
UCLA
UCLA

Marquette Pittsburgh Memphis Memphis (1) Memphis
(16) Texas-Arlington
Oregon (8) Mississippi State
(9) Oregon
Pittsburgh Michigan State (5) Michigan State
(12) Temple
Pittsburgh (4) Pittsburgh
(13) Oral Roberts
Marquette Marquette Marquette (6) Marquette
(11) Kentucky
Stanford (3) Stanford
(14) Cornell
Texas Saint Mary's (7) Miami
(10) Saint Mary's
Texas (2) Texas
(15) Austin Peay



UCLA UCLA UCLA UCLA (1) UCLA
(16) Miss. Valley State
BYU (8) BYU
(9) Texas A&M
Conneticut Drake (5) Drake
(12) Western Kentucky
Conneticut (4) Conneticut
(13) San Diego
Purdue Purdue Purdue (6) Purdue
(11) Baylor
Xavier (3) Xavier
(14) Georgia
West Virginia West Virginia (7) West Virginia
(10) Arizona
Duke (2) Duke
(15) Belmony

 

[Buster]

well i got the above from here but it did not turn out right...sorry

http://moruses.com/sports/ncaa.php

 

[Timetopay]

I started to try to do it but way to much tonight to do.

They did it across the street so someone here should be abe to figure it out