Took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS
(which you CAN buy on e-bay) and ran it up the flag pole. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month
that ADT (my home security company) used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my wife and daughters for when we shop or travel. Everyone moves
out of the way and security can't pat us down.
Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?--
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS
(which you CAN buy on e-bay) and ran it up the flag pole. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month
that ADT (my home security company) used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my wife and daughters for when we shop or travel. Everyone moves
out of the way and security can't pat us down.
Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?--