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picture yourself trying to find Barbara Bush's sweet spot amongst all those folds....now you get the idea?
 

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Age isn't as big of a deal as weight


I'd rather munch a 60 year old rug that weight 120 than a 30 year old rug that weighs 400
 
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World Number One said:
this is an important discussion ... cant believe it was moved..

:lolBIG: This is one of the most repulsive, but yet funny as hell threads that I've seen in a long time.

Don't mind me, I'm going to go hurl now.
 

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do they make condoms that would fit over my entire head... just give me a tiny airhole around one of my nostrils ..
 

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World Number One said:
You meet some old lady and she is willing to pay you 25 grand to take her "around the world" so to speak...

Anal , Oral and Straight on... What is your age limit ?

When I said oral , I didnt mean you get to lay back.. You're working it...

I think early 60's is about as far as i'll go...


Just call me "Depends Breath".....

:lolBIG:
 

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As long as she was a woman.

After I am done, I'll go to Greece for the summer and forget all about it.


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I would do with her these sexy relations as long as she was tight like a mans anus. Otherwise forget it.



BaseballGuy said:
Where is Borat when you need him?
 

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Do I have to take it in pesos???

Ecuadorean woman, 116, is world's oldest person
Fri Dec 9, 2005 12:57 PM ET





By Tim Castle

LONDON (Reuters) - A 116-year-old Ecuadorean woman was declared the oldest person in the world on Friday, lifting the title from a U.S. woman previously thought to be the oldest person alive, Guinness World Records said.

Maria Esther Capovilla was confirmed as the oldest living person after her family sent details of her birth and marriage certificates to Guinness World Records.

"We only told her yesterday she was the new Guinness world record holder," Kate White, brand manager at the records publisher told Reuters. "We hadn't heard of her before."

"She's in very good health, she's got good sight, is able to read the papers and watch television, and doesn't walk with a stick," White added.

Capovilla was born in Guayaqull in western Ecuador on September 14, 1889, and lives there today with her daughter-in-law and son.

She had five children, and has four grandchildren, nine great-grandchildren and two great-great-grandchildren.

Her husband died in 1949.

White said Capovilla had been asked what she thought about the changes she had seen over her life.

"She said she disliked the fact that presently it's acceptable for women to pursue men. And she said that every day she thanks God that she's alive," White said.

As a girl at the turn of the century one of Capovilla's favorite pastimes was going to parties, where she never drank alcohol.

At the time it was the custom for women just to touch the rim of the glass with their lips without drinking, as a sign of accepting hospitality, her family told Guinness World Records.

Elizabeth Bolden, from Memphis, Tennessee, born August 15, 1890, had previously been regarded as the oldest living person.

Edith "Judy" Ingamell, 111 years old, from Enfield north of London, became the oldest woman in Britain after the death on Wednesday of the previous title holder Lucy d'Abreu, Guinness World Records said.

D'Abreu, who lived to 113, attributed her longevity to a daily dose of brandy and dry ginger ale.

Emiliano Mercado Del Toro, from Puerto Rico, born August 21, 1891, is the world's oldest living man, aged 114, says Guinness World Records.
 

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