New Sarah Palin quote/joke page ... feel free to add

[3peet]

 

[WorldNumberOne]

bristol palin has already said that if her mother ends up as vice president , that she wont use the secret service .

cause she doesnt believe in using any protection.

 

[Risk44]

Palin in the Debate.. What do you guys think?



Over or Under 2.5 times Palin will say "Shore up our economy"



Over or Under 3 times Palin will say "Maverick"



Over or Under 2.5 times Palin will say "Reign in spending"



Over or Under 3 times "reduce spending or reduce taxes"


Over or Under 1 time "Im Ready willing and able."

 

[D2bets]

You don't even have to write jokes. Palin writes them for you. It's unbelievable. Looks what she said today to Couric:

Katie Couric, in a segment to air tonight, asks Palin about her joke that she's been listening to Joe Biden's speeches since second grade, and whether that isn't an odd thing to say given her own running mate's age:

Oh no, it's nothing negative at all. He's got a lot of experience and just stating the fact there, that we've been hearing his speeches for all these years. So he's got a tremendous amount of experience and, you know, I'm the new energy, the new face, the new ideas and he's got the experience based on many many years in the Senate and voters are gonna have a choice there of what it is that they want in these next four years.

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Sarah, gee thanks for making the case for Obama. %^_

Did she kick McCain off the ticket and just hasn't formally announced it yet?

 

[steaktartar]

bristol palin has already said that if her mother ends up as vice president , that she wont use the secret service .

cause she doesnt believe in using any protection.

:nohead:

 

[Uno]

my lord this is hilarious...

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she hits everything from health care, trade and job creation... surprised she did not sneak abortion in.

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[ShaneFalco]

Palin in the Debate.. What do you guys think?



Over or Under 2.5 times Palin will say "Shore up our economy"



Over or Under 3 times Palin will say "Maverick"



Over or Under 2.5 times Palin will say "Reign in spending"



Over or Under 3 times "reduce spending or reduce taxes"


Over or Under 1 time "Im Ready willing and able."

are you talking about in the entire debate or in her first answer that she gives? because if its for the entire debate im taking the over on all of them for the max please.

 

[cussin'it]

my lord this is hilarious...

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she hits everything from health care, trade and job creation... surprised she did not sneak abortion in.

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Holy fook, and now listening to Pat Buchanan's sister pretty much apologize for her and my nausea is at full tilt.

Shit, talk about a mud sandwich. McCain...Palin

LMMFAO, what a gigantic effing JOKE.

:thumbsup:

 

[barman]

The response to Couric in that first video clip was an astonishing 50 second single run-on sentence.

She never even inhaled.