Really, that's funny because I got this:
Main Entry: los·er
Pronunciation: <TT>'lü-z&r</TT>
Function: noun
1 : Fat Tony, an obese lonely middle-aged alcoholic who's obsessed with capping the WNBA and makes threads about Kevin Federline. He also hasn't been able to see his cock since early adolescence.
Also see: Fat Tony
Pronunciation: <TT>'fa-g&t</TT>
LOL CLASSIC
