Need help with my halloween costume

NES · Oct 22, 2008

Why, Tico wouldnt ever bring his mom to a party?

Jack Herer · Oct 22, 2008

NES said:
Why, Tico wouldnt ever bring his mom to a party?

Isn't she in Missouri?

Only if the party is at "El Pueblo".

NES · Oct 22, 2008

I dont get the joke? Does that mean Im halfway to being tico already?

Jack Herer · Oct 22, 2008

It means prostitute mom is in Missouri.

And its ok to bring bitches over to "El Pueblo" since that's where they all hang out.

And once you shower every morning you will be half tico.

NES · Oct 22, 2008

Um Im just dressing as a Tico Im not one in real life so no way could my mother be a prostitute but I was thinking if the party is in a bar I could order one beer and ask for ice six times.

Jack Herer · Oct 22, 2008

NES said:
Um Im just dressing as a Tico Im not one in real life so no way could my mother be a prostitute but I was thinking if the party is in a bar I could order one beer and ask for ice six times.

Make sure you order a Rock Ice.

NES · Oct 22, 2008

Good idea, unless of course I am going as a classy tico then it that case I would have a Bavaria.

whalewager · Oct 22, 2008

You need to go as something as far away from reality for you as you can get...

so in the spirit....

I would say go as a bookie because everyone will laugh at you then.

hater · Oct 22, 2008

NES said:
Good idea, unless of course I am going as a classy tico then it that case I would have a Bavaria.

and make sure you put ice in your beer

JudgeWapner · Oct 22, 2008

Lmao. I shop at Ropa Americana all the time.

Derek12 · Oct 22, 2008

NES said:
But I dont understand how that would..oh wait I get it, I have to be completely clean but still manage to smell like bologna and dogshit in order to appear Tico.

:think2:

Jack Herer · Oct 22, 2008

hater said:
and make sure you put ice in your beer

He already said that, you stupid fuck.

steaktartar · Oct 22, 2008

you can staple $10,000 to your body and go as a happy 5 dimes customer

NES · Oct 23, 2008

Jack Herer said:
He already said that, you stupid fuck.

I'm pretty sure he meant that I should put even more ice in my beer, the repetition of this particular "toque" is an essential part of the costume.

NES · Oct 23, 2008

steak tartar said:
you can staple $10,000 to your body and go as a happy 5 dimes customer

What did you change jobs or something steak?

NES · Oct 23, 2008

Judge Wapner said:
Lmao. I shop at Ropa Americana all the time.

That doesnt count, your half Nica anyway Judge.

NES · Oct 23, 2008

Derek12 said:
:think2:

See now that we moved I can say that without worrying about getting my ass kicked in the parking lot. Isnt that right Stinky?

Devilwoman · Oct 23, 2008

NES · Oct 23, 2008

georgejefferson said:
You need to go as something as far away from reality for you as you can get...

so in the spirit....

I would say go as a bookie because everyone will laugh at you then.