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MR. NEWLYWED said:
I HIT THE CAROLINA 5 For $100,000 TAXES PAID(No TAXES) back In The Early Summer Of 2002!

It's Not Like I HIT THE POWERBALL For A Couple Million!
Alot Of People In This Forum Have WON More Than $100,000 Just In Football This Season!



The Other People That I Mentioned were not "BUDDIES"...They were People I knew....!

1- ME
2,3-Worked w/ My MOM
4-Worked w/ My Wife
5- Worked @ The Credit Union I Use
6-Owns a BP Store
7-A Guy on My Church SoftBall Team


NONE WERE REALLY FRIENDS.........PEOPLE I KNEW


MR. NW

It's official. Congratulations. You are the most ridiculous poster on here. I don't know if you need the attention or if you are just mentally perturbed or if you are just a habitual liar, but you need help. It doesn't matter if you bet $5 or $5000 a game dude, but dont constantly bullshit people. God bless and BOL to you.
 

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J2,

I just talked to two of my lottery official buddies and they told me that 16 had a great week of rest this week and should be ready to go tomorrow. 16 has been eyeing this Veterans Day drawing since the Saturday before Labor Day. He's been working all week in practice on this new move that should get him past the other balls up into the shoot before the others! 16 will bring it tomorrow! 16 will CASH!!!:thumbsup2:
 

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I'm waiting on a call from a Lotto sharp.....I'll post it as soon as I get it.


Tough getting contacts in a world where everyone hits, but they won't share the secret formula. :smoking:
 

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How did I miss this thread. This is by far the funniest thread I have ever read. I can barely contain myself. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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:puppy: :lolBIG: Whats the big deal about winning the lotto???


I just bought a scratch off tonight and won 5 dollars.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

100,000 :lol: :lolBIG: :puppy: :lol: :lolBIG:


But the dude goes after 5 dollar Bonus Plays like his life depended on it....BAWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA:lol:
 

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Rawpimple said:
:puppy: :lolBIG: Whats the big deal about winning the lotto???


I just bought a scratch off tonight and won 5 dollars.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

100,000 :lol: :lolBIG: :puppy: :lol: :lolBIG:


But the dude goes after 5 dollar Bonus Plays like his life depended on it....BAWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA:lol:

My Man...you are so "ON MY JOCK" You have One Of My Thread Topics Between Your Name & Avatar!:nono5: :lolBIG: :nono5:


MR. NW:finger:
 

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Newlywed has been the biggest tool on this board for quite a while...but this is a classic!

:lolBIG:
 

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hahahaha.


you have 2 homes make millons winning the lottery, you cut grass, you delivery mail, and you are a fucking liar.

pretty good resume'
 
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Mr.Newlywed when did you hit the Lotto?

Summer of 2002
Fall of 2003
Spring of 2004

Don't avoid answering please I'd really like to know this answer...
 

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gynecologist said:
Mr.Newlywed when did you hit the Lotto?

Summer of 2002
Fall of 2003
Spring of 2004

Don't avoid answering please I'd really like to know this answer...

Answer: D, All the above

:suomi:
 

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I had a 7-teamer going with only USC -8/Notre Dame (I think) left to go. $20=2000. This was about 20 years ago. I was at Ceasar's palace in LV. I had been drinking at the bar and I looked up at the score and it was a final USC 23-17 and threw the ticket away. F*ck those last games on parlay tickets -the story of my life. A couple hours later when I wasn't drunk, I looked at the final score again and it was 28-17.

I love NW's threads. They always remind me of the worst things.
Maybe it's the fairy tale BS.
 

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Mr newlywed, byu is a great end on a parlay. BYU WILL SHOOT EM IN.
HAVE FUN AND BOL FROM hjt.
 

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