Green Fruit not up yet to start daily shift here?
Mommy cooking him that breakfast before he runs back down to his basement bedroom to pretend he is looking for a job all the while spending all day on a gambling site in which he isn't allowed to bet.
I could just imagine the begging he did to get into that NFL contest last year. "Please Mom, it's only $500 and it's all season, please, please, please!" "I promise if you do this i'll really get a job next year, i promise!"
I could imagine the references he would use on a job that required non-family members.
First name: Doctor
Last name: Love
Contact: Therx.com
First name: William
Last Name: 99
Contact: Therx.com
Probably doesn't help with the job hunt.