Sampling and rhyming words that dont even exist is not music, if you cant play an instrument or sing then you are not a musician. Call it what you want, but for the love of god dont call that horseshit music. Thanks for taking the time to read my opinion, please keep in mind that no one forced you to do so.
mu·sic
/ˈmyu
zɪk/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[myoo-zik]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun <TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">1.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">2.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">the tones or sounds employed, occurring in single line (melody) or multiple lines (harmony), and sounded or to be sounded by one or more voices or instruments, or both. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">3.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">musical work or compositions for singing or playing. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">4.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">the written or printed score of a musical composition. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">5.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">such scores collectively. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">6.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">any sweet, pleasing, or harmonious sounds or sound:
the music of the waves. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">7.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">appreciation of or responsiveness to musical sounds or harmonies:
Music was in his very soul. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">8.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">
Fox Hunting. the cry of the hounds. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
—Idiom <TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">9.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">
face the music, to meet, take, or accept the consequences of one's mistakes, actions, etc.:
He's squandered his money and now he's got to face the music. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<HR class=ety minmax_bound="true">[Origin: 1200–50; ME
musike < L
mūsica < Gk
mousik
(
téchné) (the art) of the Muse, fem. of
mousikós, equiv. to
Moûs(
a)
Muse +
-ikos -ic
]
mu·si·cian
/myuˈzɪʃ
ən/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[myoo-zish-uh
n]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun <TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">1.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">a person who makes music a profession, esp. as a performer of music. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">2.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">any person, whether professional or not, skilled in music.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
art·ist
/ˈɑr
tɪst/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ahr-tist]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun <TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">1.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">a person who produces works in any of the arts that are primarily subject to aesthetic criteria. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">2.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">a person who practices one of the fine arts, esp. a painter or sculptor. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">3.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">a person whose trade or profession requires a knowledge of design, drawing, painting, etc.:
a commercial artist. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">4.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">a person who works in one of the performing arts, as an actor, musician, or singer; a public performer:
a mime artist; an artist of the dance. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">5.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">a person whose work exhibits exceptional skill. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">6.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">a person who is expert at trickery or deceit:
He's an artist with cards. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=luna-Ent minmax_bound="true"><TBODY minmax_bound="true"><TR minmax_bound="true"><TD class=dn vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">7.</TD><TD vAlign=top minmax_bound="true">
Obsolete. an artisan.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
By definition... I'm going to go ahead and call it music. Also, that last line wasn't nearly as clever as you thought it was.