MY WIFE IS SUCH A BITCH !.... (complete it)..

[MarkieMark+]

My wife has 3 different personalities and she keeps telling me that Sybil No. 3 is me.

Fuckin' scarey having to talk to myself as a bitch. She still has REALLY nice though.

 

[Drunkn247]

Only half-kidding about killing myself to get away from her. When I wake up in the morning alive, I'm kinda dissapointed that I didn't die in my sleep, and have to endure another day of married life .

6th anniveresary of this Hell is July 9th ( I think).

I'm not gay, I just hate women. They are all trouble once in the home.

I lived with a beautiful chick once in Colo as a roommate, she was great, but
had that split personality/ skitsophenic thing going on, even had another name.

weird stuff for sure, but I will admit that I Fucked Sandie , when she was Melanie.

I'm not proud of it, but they were older than me, so clearly of age.

Sure was a trip with this girl, two different people in one.... it was spooky, like Mel would take over.... say stuff "like you know me".

that two personalty stuff is real.

6 years in to it...How old are you doug?

 

[MarkieMark+]

6 years in to it...How old are you doug?

I don't know how old Doug is but I have heard she is currently 14.

 

[Drunkn247]

I don't know how old Doug is but I have heard she is currently 14.

still tryin to get your posts up there you got 33 left

 

[MarkieMark+]

still tryin to get your posts up there you got 33 left

Thanks for the support!

 

[Doug]

I'm talking really different, this chick just snapped into Mel, like 2% of the time, it was freaky as Hell.They were different people in the same body, I never seen anything like it.

Sandie was my roommate, when she went Mel, it was different. She'd say "You know me !".

Weirdest shit ever, it even spooks me to think about it 20 years later.

 

[Doug]

6 years in to it...How old are you doug?

I'm 44.5, wife is 52.

 

[MarkieMark+]

I'm 44.5, wife is 52.

Well, no fucking wonder. Dump the hag!

6 years ago you were 38 and she was 46. What were you thinking?!

 

[MesaChaser]

.....she keeps sending me to the store for peanut butter and won't let me take the dog.

 

[Doug]

Well, no fucking wonder. Dump the hag!

6 years ago you were 38 and she was 46. What were you thinking?!

a lot more to it.

 

[MarkieMark+]

a lot more to it.

Please.....do tell. Was it a bet?

 

[Doug]

Please.....do tell. Was it a bet?

No bet, just a poor decision, that I regret now, I wouldn't expect this from you MM.

back to the schitzphrenia (sp) stuff... it was insane and totally real. It blew me away big time. That shit is real

 

[MarkieMark+]

No bet, just a poor decision, that I regret now, I wouldn't expect this from you MM.

back to the schitzphrenia (sp) stuff... it was insane and totally real. It blew me away big time. That shit is real

Sorry if I am digging a little too deep. Just wondering how people get into these type of situations. For real, I am 43 and have been married for 21 years. Many highs and many lows but we are still together.

 

[Kornholio]

No bet, just a poor decision, that I regret now, I wouldn't expect this from you MM.

back to the schitzphrenia (sp) stuff... it was insane and totally real. It blew me away big time. That shit is real

Multiple Personality Disorder. Has a new name now I can't remember it. Yeah it's real. A friend of mine is a counselor of sorts. He told of some of the split personality's he had. It is always the result of severe trauma. I forget most of the things he said about it, but I remember he said one of one girls other identity's (she had 6) was an artist and he showed pictures she drew that were just amazing. Her real identity couldn't draw a lick. It's like different people, some splits are left handed, some are right, things like that...and they are all so very different people and they conspire against each other and stuff. The splits main goal is to eliminate the real personality altogether.

 

[Kornholio]

Oh and my wife rocks.

 

[Doug]

I know after 6 years , it's too long already, wife being older is not the issue, at all. The issue is compatibility. wife being 7.5 years or so older, is about the reasonable limit, but not the problem in of itself by any means.

 

[Doug]

Multiple Personality Disorder. Has a new name now I can't remember it. Yeah it's real. A friend of mine is a counselor of sorts. He told of some of the split personality's he had. It is always the result of severe trauma. I forget most of the things he said about it, but I remember he said one of one girls other identity's (she had 6) was an artist and he showed pictures she drew that were just amazing. Her real identity couldn't draw a lick. It's like different people, some splits are left handed, some are right, things like that...and they are all so very different people and they conspire against each other and stuff. The splits main goal is to eliminate the real personality altogether.

Yeah, you understand, at least 2nd hand. Live with somebody like this, and you really understand.

I knew women where nutz, when Mel came out of Sandie, and told me that I knew her. That was like being in the Twilight zone on mushrooms.

 

[gynecologist]

Well, no fucking wonder. Dump the hag!

6 years ago you were 38 and she was 46. What were you thinking?!

doug's wife is a very sweet lady.. She doesn't deserve to be talked bad about even if it's the RR. Seriously if any of you met her you would know what I mean. She is extremely nice.

 

[Doug]

Gyno: That's the public face she presents, you don't know the other side, it changes like a lightswitch .

You can't honestly judge her by talking to her in person, and briefly on the phone.

She has qualities that you don't know.

 

[Enfuego]

Gyno: That's the public face she presents, you don't know the other side, it changes like a lightswitch .

You can't honestly judge her by talking to her in person, and briefly on the phone.

She has qualities that you don't know.

Sorry for your situation Doug but you only have one life to live and if you're not happy you need to hit the road.

That said, not all of us are unhappy. We celebrate 10 years in July and I don't want to be with anyone else. If she ever divorced me I'd never remarry. Married life is great if you meet the right person.