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[Coldweather]

HEY CW....I notice you use the POONTANG factor in your handicapping strategy. However, it seems like sometimes you use it as an advantage for the team your playing or as a disadvantage for the team you are playing against. How do you decide the correct POONTANG angle?

BTW....been following you for years (long time lurker). Thanks and keep the posts coming.

Rok :toast:

Generally speaking, home team poontang activities not be good cause it is usually with a familiar person and you tend to smoke and get the munchies after and then eat to much food. This slows the players down sometimes.

Conversely, visiting team usually travel without their girlfriends so when they score football touchdowns on the field they are likely to score off the field with new and interesting poontang. At times, this factor can loom very large and sometimes it falls flat. Hope this helps!


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[crazykind]

Generally speaking, home team poontang activities not be good cause it is usually with a familiar person and you tend to smoke and get the munchies after and then eat to much food. This slows the players down sometimes.

Conversely, visiting team usually travel without their girlfriends so when they score football touchdowns on the field they are likely to score off the field with new and interesting poontang. At times, this factor can loom very large and sometimes it falls flat. Hope this helps!


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Brilliant! GL :drink:

 

[Sportsjunky]

Like any totals Coldweather !!!

 

[Prof.Hinsley]

Good luck, CW. Hate to be on the other side of you, I'm on TCU as a pk. Maybe we'll both win this one!

Thanks again,
Prof. Hinsley

 

[Lloyd]

BOL CW... like them both... Hoping BYU isn't a trap game... however, I am rolling with ya

 

[ozjd]

CW - thanks for the picks. I have no opinion on the NC ST, but have bet BYU and over 43. I do, however, have to disagree to your rationale on the BYU game. I was both surprised and disappointed in your write-up.
The reason BYU will win outright is that they are POONTANG deprived! They cannot smell, sniff, eat, toutch, look at or fondle POONTANG until they are married! If you were a 21 year-old football player that had been POONTANG DEPRIVED your whole life, imagine how aggressive you would be. My wife is reading this over my shoulder, so my POONTANG will probably be nonexistent in the near future. She admires you eloquent verbiage and says you, however, can have POONTANG whenever you want, but all I get is TANG!!! Thanks for the write-ups.

 

[Coldweather]

CW - thanks for the picks. I have no opinion on the NC ST, but have bet BYU and over 43. I do, however, have to disagree to your rationale on the BYU game. I was both surprised and disappointed in your write-up.
The reason BYU will win outright is that they are POONTANG deprived! They cannot smell, sniff, eat, toutch, look at or fondle POONTANG until they are married! If you were a 21 year-old football player that had been POONTANG DEPRIVED your whole life, imagine how aggressive you would be. My wife is reading this over my shoulder, so my POONTANG will probably be nonexistent in the near future. She admires you eloquent verbiage and says you, however, can have POONTANG whenever you want, but all I get is TANG!!! Thanks for the write-ups.

You are funny dawg! Hope you and she get lucky tonight !

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[ksta7090ks]

Florida St partys more because they are in Florida and the weather is warmer and girls walk around naked, which distracts the football players. Take Ncst where their is nothing to do but play football.
Plus off bye week
Plus more healthier!
POInts +12

 

[rokchukr]

Generally speaking, home team poontang activities not be good cause it is usually with a familiar person and you tend to smoke and get the munchies after and then eat to much food. This slows the players down sometimes.

Conversely, visiting team usually travel without their girlfriends so when they score football touchdowns on the field they are likely to score off the field with new and interesting poontang. At times, this factor can loom very large and sometimes it falls flat. Hope this helps!


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Thanks for that fine explanation of the poontang. :nohead:

keep up the good work. ope:

 

[rokchukr]

THIS THREAD IS OUT OF CONTROL. I LOVE IT!!!!

 

[YankeesRule]

Damn i hate starting the week 0-2 and down to the man. Have to get him over the weekend

 

[Broke]

THIS THREAD IS OUT OF CONTROL. I LOVE IT!!!!

me too