My girlfriend left me Christmas morning

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I agree with Dennis except for the pump part, those things can damage the blood vessles in your penis and will eventually lead to half ass erections and even worse impotence.

Penis Pump = Bad
 

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A simple little test you can do when you start with a woman is to pay her a genuine compliment, pretty hair, nice smile whatever.

Then if she says thank you or accepts the compliment you know she's comfortable with herself but if she makes a joke or deflects the compliment it's a pretty good sign she's insecure plus she could have other mental issues that will come up later on.
 

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she has already been saddling another pony......
 

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You never see it coming man. Women are strange that way. Men are weak, we drink and blow off steam or get angry and yell or whatever, but a woman can keep something inside and carry it forever without telling you. A wise old person once told me that you never truly know what's in a woman's heart. For those that think they know their partner completely they are wrong.

Anyways, I wish you the best man.


Dead on bro, that is the truth. You never know what is in a womens heart.
 

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But here is the truth, women are all fucking useless kunts, they consume of your property, and livelihood, ultimately your soul.... if they didn't have a moist slit between there pretty little legs, we wouldn't want them..... their self centered, attention craving, consumerist snakes. Fuck'em all, what I need is a porno and the remainder of my sanity.
 

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took the presents and split...what a bitch...

here's what you do, you print out a bunch of pictures of her naked, especially the one's with jizz all over her face. Bundle them up and send copies, in the mail to her father, her boss, any church member and her best friend. Include a note presumably written by her to: Rufus Washington. Include in the note about how she's looking forward to the upcoming 'initiation' to the club and how enjoyable the experiences have been so far.
Then 2 days later, send the same people another letter, written from her, explaining to 'disregard' any packages they may have recieved fromher as she mistakingly mislabeled a few packages earlier in the week and 'accdentally' went them to the wrong address.

That'll fix her....
If you dont have any pictures, lemme know, I'll email them to ya.
 

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I met this girl christmas eve up in NY, I banged the hell out of her, and the next morning around 10am I am doing her doggy style and she picks up the phone and calls her boyfriend and breaks up with him. :grandmais
You ARE da' man..... Way to go !!!
 

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